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In the last article I wrote about the approach to getting 16,000 Twitter followers. In this article I’m going to cover some of the more detailed approaches and ‘how to do it’.

Step 5: Twitter maintenance - as I mentioned last time, every day you need to perform Twitter maintenance. So what exactly is Twitter maintenance? Well, simply put it’s unfollowing all the people who haven’t followed you back and following all the people who followed you who you weren’t already following (within limits - see below). Then having done that, it’s adding some more follows. And on it goes. What’s the easiest way to do this? I’ve tried two different methods and they both have their advantages and disadvantages.

Method 1: The first method is the ‘go through your emails’ approach. Hopefully you have turned on email notification for when you get new followers. If you haven’t, go ahead and do this now (it’s under Settings and Notices). Then set up some kind of filter in your email that sends all email from Twitter to a specific folder. This will make it easier for you to process all the emails you’re going to get every day (and it will be a lot!). Every few hours you need to go to your email and open each one and look at its content. The email will be one of two kinds. If it is like below then you are already following the person and there is nothing you need to do to follow them back. If the number of followers they have is less than about 7,000 just delete the email and move on. If the new follow has more than 7,000 follows themselves then keep the email for later processing (discussed later).

If the email you have is similar to the one below then someone has elected to follow you who you are not currently following (see the extra text at the bottom of the email?). If this is the case then click on their Twitter name and you will be taken to their profile page. From here you can click on ‘follow’ and follow them back.

But what about spam people that follow you or people who you followed but shouldn’t have done? Well this is where the information provided in the email is most useful. It contains the number of followers they have and also how many tweets they’ve sent out. Generally speaking if they have sent out less than about 5 tweets they are probably a spammer. Also if they are following 1,000 people and only have 20 follows, look closely at the profile. Most other people are probably genuine. If you get a ‘follow email’ from someone you have followed and they are a spammer or someone you shouldn’t have followed, just click on their Twitter link and ‘unfollow’ them. Simple.

Ok, so what about the emails left in your inbox that had 7,000 or more followers? Well these can become your new ‘seed list’ (But don’t process these until after you’ve unfollowed orphan follows - see below). Click on their profile, click on ‘followers’ and start following some of this user’s followers. The chances are that if they already have 7,000 users then a lot of their followers will also follow you. The guidelines I generally use is if the user has between 7,000 and 10,000 follows then I follow up to 2 pages worth of followers, and if they have more than 10,000 then I follow 3 pages worth. Why? Well I want to try and follow users who are more probably online. The ones at the top of the list are the recent follows. Users with more followers generally grow faster than users with less followers and so there’s more chance that users with more than 10,000 followers have more recently online follows than those with less. You’ll have to find out a method that works for you. Anyway, when you’re done making some new follows, delete the email and move to the next. In this way you should be able to build up a stock of people to follow every day. If that doesn’t give you enough at first (or you need to supplement) then you can simply right click on a user on your feed, open a new browser tab for that user and use the above guideline to follow from your existing stock. If I use this method I discount any user that has less than 1,000 followers and then if they have between 1,000 and 7,000 followers I just follow their first page (20 users). You get the idea.

Method 2: the second method is to not use notification emails from Twitter at all but instead regularly go to your Twitter profile page and click on ‘followers’. There you can see who you are following back.

Simply click on those people who you wish to follow back. Although this may seem like a simpler method than number 1 (it certainly takes less time), it’s not as discerning and as thorough. When you use this method you cannot see how many followers the user has or how many tweets they have sent, you just have to use your own judgment or right click on the user to open up a window to look more closely at them. Also it doesn’t give you any idea of the users who have more than 7,000 followers so you’ll have to use a different method to decide who to follow.

Ok, so you’ve maintained your followers, how about those that you previously decided to follow (from yesterday)? As I mentioned in part one of this article, you’re going to be following 800-1,000 people a day and only 30%-40% are going to be following you back. You need to purge the others. There is no simple way to do this (yes there are programs that claim to do it automatically, but believe me you need to do it manually or else you’ll be unfollowing some people you want to follow even though they don’t follow you back - i.e. some celebrities). You just have to bite the bullet and once a day go to your profile, click on ‘following’ and skip ahead to page 40 or so (or wherever your follows started that you haven’t cleaned up yet). You can tell easily enough, it’ll be the last page where everyone isn’t following you!

Then page by page, going backwards, unfollow (remove) all those people who aren’t following you (they won’t have a ‘Direct Message’ option). This is very boring and can take up to 20-30 minutes. But when you’re done with both steps above (follows and followers), you’re cleaned up ready for the next day’s work.

Don’t add any new follows (the people with 7,000 followers or more) until you’ve done this maintenance!

Ok, enough for today. Part three of the post will cover your brand, earning money, Direct Messagesand linking Twitter to Facebook or your blog.

Enjoy your tweeting!

People join Twitter for a variety of different reasons and this article is not meant to judge anyone in their use of it. No doubt the way I use Twitter goes against many of the twitterverse but I, like everyone else out there, is free to ‘try their own thing’. Isn’t this what social networking services are all about?

Anyway, let’s get down to business…

Why I wanted to get 16,000 followers - I was a happy Twitter user in the ‘old days’ (at about the turn of the year!) and like many many people out there just had a few friends. But sometimes Twitter gets addictive and after a few months of using the service I wondered what it would be like to chat to a few more people on a regular basis. So I followed a few more people and happily continued using Twitter with about 100 people on my list. It was shortly after this that I started to get Direct Messages (DMs) and tweets from people promising me 16,000 followers in only 90 days if I clicked the attached link. I clicked a few of the links and they were all advertising ‘spam’ and pretty soon I started to get a little annoyed with it all. I actually came close to giving up on Twitter at that point. Well, a few other things happened in my life at about that time too, and so I had a little more opportunity to grow my Social Network on other services like Facebook. I wondered to myself whether it was also worth growing my Twitter network too. What the heck? If other people can grow 16,000 followers, why shouldn’t I be able to? And I was determined to grow my followers without resorting to any artificial methods (no steroids for me!). I was going to do it the hard way. Blood, sweat and tears. All in all it has taken me about 2.5 months to get my 16,000. I could have been more aggressive and done it quicker, but I would have lost the richness of the experience and the twitterverse along the way. So, this is the @jcx27 method of getting 16,000 Twitter followers.

Step 1: Building your brand - First things first. If you really want to build followers (and keep them) you have to work out just what your message is going to be. Furthermore, you have to stick to that message. Change it, or go off topic too often and your followers will leave. After all, there’s plenty of interesting people out there as well as you! My strong recommendation is that BEFORE you start building a follower base you start tweeting and discover where your niche is. Write at least 200-300 tweets before you start actively pursuing new followers. Failure to find your brand and style will lead to failure later!

Step 2: Growing your user base - the first 2,000 - Ok, so you’ve written your 250 tweets, you’ve got maybe 50 followers already and you’re ready to hit the big time! Twitter has some rules about how quickly you can build new followers, especially in the early days (and Twitter defines the early days as following up to 2,000 people). You can, if you are crazy enough, follow 1,000 people on each of the first couple of days and then come to a screaming halt on day three when Twitter tells you it won’t allow you to follow anyone else until the number of people following you has caught up. Hmm. Not the best plan of attack! No, take it slowly; follow two to three hundred people every day. Watch who follows you back, perform maintenance (covered in part two of the post) , tweet some more and start to get in the Twitter groove. Remember this isn’t a race, it’s a way to build a solid social network. Eventually you will reach your 2,000 Twitter follow limit and hopefully the number of people you have following you at that time will be close behind. If it’s not, perform some more maintenance and repeat. After a couple of weeks (possibly) you will have your 2,000 followers! Then it’s time for the next phase.

Step 3: The middle years 2,000 - 10,000 - there are thousands and thousands of Twitterers out there that have between 2,000 and 10,000 followers. You need to know this up front going into this phase of your growth. Competition is tough. Unfollows are common. Some days can be depressing! Your target is to grow your followers by somewhere between 250 and 400 a day. Sounds easy? Try again! Getting 250 to 400 followers every day AND KEEPING THEM is hard work. It means you’re going to have to follow somewhere between 800 and a 1,000 people every day in the hope that 30% to 40% of them follow you back. This is where previous efforts spent on brand definition come into play. If you have been tweeting regularly every day and you have 50 or so close twitter followers that interact with you regularly then you stand more chance of success during this phase of growth. Remember, just because you have 2,000 followers (or even 7,000 followers) doesn’t mean people are just going to seek you out and follow you automatically. And there are still Twitter limits to watch out for too. If who you are following gets more than about 10% ahead of your followers count then Twitter will stop you adding more until they even up a little. Also if you try to follow too many people in one day (probably due to the previous) then Twitter will also stop you following for a time. You will find you need to be on Twitter for a lot of the day and slowly add people for this phase to be most effective. And that’s a lot more hard work! Still, eventually you will reach your goal of 10,000 followers and you will be ready to move on to running a mature Twitter account.

Step 4: Maturity and nurturing your followers - When you finally reach 10,000 followers you are overcome with emotion! There’s something about hitting that magic number. I mean, how many other people out there have 10,000 followers you ask yourself? (Quite a lot actually. Probably about 20,000 or so!). Still, you consider yourself one of the elite now. You tweet regularly, you reply to lots of people, you try to remember to retweet other’s good posts and you generally feel on top of your game. But, and here’s the kicker, you’ve still got another 6,000 followers to go. And it’s getting a bit old this routine, isn’t it? It’s a lot of work. Every day you have to add followers, remove people who don’t follow you back ,send out a fistful of tweets, interact with friends, and stay on brand topic. It’s getting a bit like a job! Well, guess what? It IS a job. Welcome to social networking my friend! The funny thing is remember at the beginning when I spoke about those DMs that promised 16,000 followers in 90 days? All those people will never ever get 16,000 followers (and if you look at most of them they actually have less than 1,000 followers). The reason is quite simple. They don’t want the hard work of interacting with their followers. They don’t actually want a social network. They want the easy life. If you have now reached 10,000 followers you know this is not an easy life! Anyway, back to the plot. Once you’re through the 10,000 mark you can be a little more aggressive, if you want, about follow numbers every day. You should also start noticing a bigger number of people that start following you too without you instigating the follow. Numbers talk! You still need to do your maintenance and you still need to keep tweeting though. The other thing that’s easy to forget is that as you are growing followers, a lot of the newbies don’t know much about you. Sure, your first 2,000 loyal followers know all about you. But the last 2,000? They’re probably just those who started following you in the past week! They know nothing about you. You need to spend time introducing yourself to them, letting them know what you do, how you do it. This is how you nurture your followers. Your core followers will forgive you and your new followers will be grateful. Remember, it’s a tough world out there and you don’t want to start losing follows at this stage of the game! Ok, fast forward. Somewhere between 60 and 90 days after you started, if you have followed all the advice, you finally reach your 16,000 followers. HOORAY!!! Life stops? No, life goes on. What’s next? 20,000? 30,000? Only you know the answer to that. For me, I’m undecided. When I first decided to get to my 16,000 it was a challenge. Now it’s a way of life. I love my little twitterverse. I love their conversation and observations. It’s become a two-way relationship.

In part two of this post I will discuss the topics of maintaining, adding and purging followers; What, how and when to post; earning money on Twitter; Direct Messages; Linking Twitter to Facebook and blogs; and a few other hints and tips.

Until then, keep tweeting…

A couple of months ago I started to notice that my Twitter inbox was getting full with DMs (direct messages) from people promising me “16,000 followers in only 90 days”. It actually got to me after a while and made me a little annoyed. Especially as most of these people only had a hundred or so followers at the time.

So after a couple of weeks of living with this I decided I’d run my own “Twitter Experiment” and see if I could get my own 16,000 followers without spamming, resorting to traffic sites, paying anybody, or anything else ‘dubious’. I wanted to build my own 16,000 followers using legitimate means.

At the time I had about 200 followers and now, nearly two months later, I have amassed over 12,000 and only need another 4,000 to reach my goal. Along the way, I have found my Twitter niche and made some wonderful friends. It’s difficult to keep up with everyone, but I always make sure I answer all that send me a personal DM or a @reply.

Anyway, I just wanted to write this brief post to let you all know what I’ve been doing recently. My intention is that in about 2 weeks time, when I expect to hit the 16,000, I will write a long detailed post about ‘how I did it’. Hopefully it will be of interest and help anyone who wants to legitimately create a large Twitter following.

If you’re one of my follows, thank you. If you’re not, please follow me at: @jcx27

Later…

There are an amazing number of different websites that can enhance your daily Twitter experience. In this blog post I am going to mention a number of them so that you can decide if any will be useful to you. In the end it’s your choice, your Twitter experience and the way we each use Twitter is a little different from everyone else. Still, here goes:

1/ TwitterCounter - Want to know how many new follows you are averaging each day? Want to see the trends of how you’ve picked up new follows? Then TwitterCounter gives you this and several other things besides. I’ve been using TwitterCounter since February and although I wasn’t really using Twitter that much at the time, as I’ve started to expand my Twitterverse, TwitterCounter has really helped me stay on track and let me see just how my progress has been.

2/ TweetValue - Want to know how much your Twitter Id is worth? Well TweetValue will give you a number. Of course, it’s only some kind of made up number, but it’s a number nonetheless and you can watch that number grow in value as you spend more time gathering follows and posting new tweets. I have slowly built by value up from $150 or so to $3500. Of course, it’s still a long way from the top of the TweetValue league table!

3/ TweetGrid - Are you looking for real-time results on certain topics? Want to watch some trending topics on Twitter? If so, then TweetGrid is the product for you. At TweetGrid you can choose how you want your screen laid out - in a 1×1, 1×2, 2×1, 2×2, etc. grid and in each section of the grid you can track a different topic. You can even tweet direct from TweetGrid if you want. Overall it’s a great little tool to use on certain occasions and highly recommended.

4/ TweetLater - There comes a time when you know you’re going to be out for a while but you still want to send out some tweets to the twitterverse. This is where TweetLater comes in use. This website allows you to set up an account and create delayed tweets among other things. Just this morning I used it to schedule about 6 tweets that went out in the background while I got on with other tasks. Of course the product does a lot more than this. It can send out recurring tweets, store draft tweets, and there’s even a paid professional version available that gives you even greater control. So, another product I really like.

5/ Twitoaster - Want to know how interactive you are in the Twitter world? Just how many people do you engage in on a daily basis? Well, Twitoaster will give you these answers and rank you along with the rest of the Twitter world too.

6/ Tweetdeck - I’ve written about Tweetdeck before (here and here), but basically if you’re looking for a Twitter client that is better than twitter.com (and let’s face it, anything is!), then Tweetdeck is the product for you. It really let’s you take control of your twitter follows and sort them into groups and allows to engage with them in a number of different ways. Simply put, if you don’t have it already - get it!

7/ RevTwt - Lastly, just in case you would like to earn a few dollars from Twitter, there is a way you can advertise. I say ‘a few dollars’ because you’re not going to get rich on this, but it is a genuine site and it does pay genuine money! Just make sure you follow their Terms of Service and all will be OK. RevTwt accepts advertisement from sponsors and you post up to four advertisements per day to your Twitter account. When you do so, you earn ‘click’ money. If you have a larger number of follows you can also post advertisements that pay a fixed fee, but you can generally only post one of these kind of advertisements once a day. Like I say, you’re not going to get rich, but it will pay your hosting fees and maybe get you a beer or two!

So, there you have it. A few tools to help you do a little more with Twitter. Did I forget anything else that you use? If so, drop me a comment and I will investigate that as well.

Have fun Tweeps!

Back in late October of last year I wrote about two websites (A & B) that tried to help you out when you were looking for a place to meet halfway between your address and someone else’s. The two products were Meetways and MeetInBetweenUs. At the time of my last blog posting, both sites failed to find a suitable meeting place for me. I thought it was time to revisit the sites and see if there had been any improvements.

Firstly I have to say that I live on the ‘Eastside’ of Seattle, in Redmond, WA. Seattle is a city that is surrounded by water and lakes and if you live on the Eastside like I do then to get to the ‘westside’ you usually have to cross a bridge, or make a long detour around a lake. That’s why I decided it would be an interesting test of these two websites. I mean any piece of software can work out a halfway point if there’s no water in between; but if there is? What then? Last time, both pieces of software decided the halfway point between the two addresses I used was actually in the middle of Lake Washington. Not such a good place to meet. Consequently, the coffee shops it suggested were definitely not easily accessible to one of the two addresses.

So, it’s now May 1st, a full 5 months since my last review. What has changed? I’ll start with two screenshots of the suggested answers provided by both websites.

As you can see, there is a clear winner! One of the sites has clearly updated its logic and the other - hasn’t. So, which is which? Well, the first graphic is from Meetways, and I can therefore wholeheartedly endorse the efforts they’ve gone to to improve their software. Now lakes are no longer a concern! As for MeetInBetweenUs, still some work to do I’m afraid people!

Furthermore, Meetways also gives directions for all results from both addresses and links to reviews of the establishments. They’ve taken a great idea and turned it into a simple, easy to use, well thought out and time-saving product.

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Postscript: On a sadder note, I received a couple of comments to my original blog post from someone claiming to work for Meetways. The comments are shown below:

If you work for Meetways and you are reading this blog post and the above individual really does work for Meetways then you might like to have a word with him about his great marketing technique and representation of your company. If he does not work for you, then I apologize. Enjoy the weekend…

So there we have the offical T-Mobile sales figures for the G1 phone - over 1 million of the lovely beasties sold.

Me? I’m still loving my early version Android phone. I wouldn’t be without it. Here’s to the next million of the things and some links to other G1 posts I’ve written:

T-Mobile G1 - First Impressions

T-Mobile - Second Impressions

My Favorite T-Mobile G1 Applications

My Favorite T-Mobile G1 Applications (Update)

T-Mobile G1 - Hints & Tips

T-Mobile G1 Update

More G1 Applications - Microsoft Exchange Sync

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T-Mobile G1 Phone (Black) - At Amazon.com

With the advent of lots of wide-screen monitors, vertical real estate is now at a premium. This is especially true in your Internet browser. Well, yesterday I discovered a Firefox add-on that I am just simply loving. The name of that add-on? Tree Style Tab. It’s a fairly innocuous sounding add-on name, but it does just what it says. It replaces the tab bar along the top of your browser with one that runs down the side. I mean, now that I use a wide-screen monitor I can afford to give up a little of my horizontal real estate after all. And when I have umpteen tabs open (as I quite often do), I can actually see and read which one is which. Amazing! What’s more, if I open up another tab as a result of a link in a tab already open, it indents the tab so I can easily see it. That’s where the ‘tree’ part of the name comes from.

Use of it takes a little getting used to, so please stick with it. What I mean by that is that to close a tab, you automatically go to your tab bar - which isn’t there anymore! You have to re-train yourself to go to the sidebar and delete it from there instead.

You can have the sidebar condensed down to just ‘favicons’ if you want to, and then you’re hardly using any real estate at all. Pretty good! So now I’m not worried about having 15 tabs open at the same time - I can actually see what they are named and ones that were ’spawned’ from others are grouped logically too.

Lastly there is also a complete ‘options’ tab set available so that you can configure it just the way you want it, although I have to say, the default settings work just fine for me.

So, if you have a wide-screen monitor and don’t mind giving up a little bit of horizontal real estate, give Tree Style Tabs a try.

I have got a little annoyed recently by all the automatic Direct Messages (DMs) I am getting when I add followers to Twitter that promise me untold wealth and happiness. Actually, it’s not so much the untold wealth and happiness, it’s more like the ‘add 16,000 followers in 90 days’. Sending me to some URL that promises me 1,000s of unknown people to add to my Twitter followers count and also puts money in someone’s pocket is totally against the principles of Twitter.

My stats for ’spam’ Twitterers are really quite alarming. I thought I’d share with you some of the numbers I’ve experienced (The following numbers were correct as of 4/12/2009):

Number of Followers: 1590
Number of automated DMs: 325 (20% of follows)
Number of Spam ‘16000′ DMs: 40 (12.5% of autos)

Of course I have lots of other spam DMs, but these are not the subject of this blog post. Following is my list of the ‘16000 members’ as I like to call them. What I’d really like to do is put them all together in one room and let them add each other. Then they’d all be happy! Anyway, here’s the list:

Direct Messages Sent Only to You
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Please feel free to follow any of these Twitterers that will guide you to untold and easy access to 16000 followers (or not)! And of course I say ‘or not’ because these are also the people that only have a few followers on Twitter but promise a lot. Hmmmm. Something for nothing, now where have I heard that before?

Anyway, I dislike these people so much that I am willing to recommend ANYONE who also ‘doesn’t want 16000 followers in 90 days’ to @MrTweet. Just send me an @reply to my twitter account at @jcx27. Together we can try and clear Twitter of the spammers and keep it the communication tool it was meant to be…

What with one thing and another I’ve had a bit of time to get to know both Facebook and Twitter extremely well over the past few weeks. I think it’s about time I wrote an unbiased opinion on the two, purely from the point of view of how I use them.

I’ve come to the opinion that Facebook is more about games and photos and scattered status updates. Sure it has groups and fan pages and you can use it to contact other friends, but it’s mostly a one-way pleasure / communication vehicle. That is not to say I want to give up my Facebook. No, I like my Facebook. I like my Facebook friends. It’s just that I don’t get most of my social interactions via Facebook (except maybe the odd argument conversation with someone).

Twitter, on the other hand, is purely about social interaction and conversation. I hardly ever see a photo of someone’s kids, or a note that they are just like Arnie from Terminator. I don’t even get sea creatures or good karma from fellow tweeps. No, what I get is the thoughts and discoveries of these people, 140 characters at a time. When I watch all the conversations flash past on Tweetdeck, I try and keep up with those that interest me. I send a few notes to ‘Joe in Australia’ or ‘Connie in Cleveland’ and they return the favor and we laugh together. If I need information on a good coffee shop in Seattle (yeah, right!), hundreds of fellow tweeps will give me their opinion. What’s more, everyone is posting links to the Internet; constantly. There is a plethora of wonderful information for my consumption on an hourly basis. How did I ever get work done before Twitter?

Twitter is HOT, very HOT. If you want to connect with like-minded people and you have 57 hours a day to spare then Twitter is for you. It’s addictive. It’s informative. It’s fun. And, you know what, it’s actually really frickin’ useful. I have improved myself and learned so many things during my brief sojourn with Twitter.

Twitter is better than email. Want to know something? Just ask a question. People will respond. Want to ask a celebrity something? Just do it. Sometimes even they respond. That’s something you can’t do with email. Most celebrities are human too. And, let’s face it, if they only have to write 140 characters to you, it’s no big deal. They can manage that. Twitter is bringing the world together, 140 characters at a time. I know, that’s a bold statement, but I really think it can do it. For once there’s something that has no boundaries. Use a PC, use a phone, just send your tweet out.

Another thing I’ve found is that if you’re an interesting kind of person then people will follow you. Slowly, one by one, you’ll grow your network. I’ve been growing my network organically and it’s really starting to snowball a little now. My followers are growing by over 100 a day and increasing exponentially. Yes, there are some people that have created artificial numbers, and some that abuse the system, but others use it like it’s supposed to be used. I hope I am one of those people.

One of the side effects of growing your followers is that as you gain more and keep on twittering, more and more people take notice of what you’re writing and more and more people start to follow you. So it goes on. It sounds a little like Multi-Level Marketing (MLM), but you’re not selling anything. Of course there are some people out there who do use Twitter for MLM, and that’s up to them.

So, is Twitter hotter than Facebook? A resounding ‘YES’ on that one. Some people argue the two services are growing more and more similar every day, but I don’t see it that way at all. Facebook cannot emulate what Twitter does and Twitter deosn’t need all those photos and games. I love Twitter just the way it is.

I knew I’d hit the big time recently when I noticed Paris Hilton sporting a photo of me at one of the national award ceremonies! No, seriously… What do you mean, you didn’t see it? Okay, so maybe even I was a little surprised, but here it is, in all its glory. As you can see, it’s my latest CD that I’ve just released and so far the publicity has just been amazing. They told me not to give up my day job, but what the heck, I guess maybe that’s not so important anymore.

I’ve had a lot of detractors over the years who said I couldn’t sing. Well, what do they know? Ever since I did karaoke in Taiwan in 1989 I knew I had a very different voice than most folks. Who could have foretold then though, how those few Chinese songs would make it so big?

I think it was during 1992 at an old pub in Bournemouth that I really hit my stride. I remember the strained look on several of the customers’ faces as I belted out my rendition of “Don’t let the sun go down on me” on that cold winter evening. I’ve never seen the pub as crowded as it was that night, people jammed up against the door, not daring to leave and experience the 20 degree weather outside. Oh, I was glad the tele-prompter was working that evening.

Things came to a head in late 2000 during a visit to a nightclub in Belo Horizonte, Brazil, after a local bouncer made off the cuff comments to me that my hair looked a little gray to be gracing the establishment. I informed him I was actually a circuit karaoke star back in England and that impressed him greatly. Unfortunately the decision to put me up on stage probably wasn’t a good career move on his part as I later heard he had returned to a farm outside Rio and was milking cows with his sister. It did however, seal my place in Brazilian folklore and almost certainly led to the recording deal in late 2008.

So, there we have it. You can go out to the stores now and experience my unique growling sounds in glorious Dolby stereophonic whateverness. The album has limited availability in America from what I have heard, but is stacked five deep on the shelves of Moldovia.

One of the interesting side-effects of my rise to fame has been the unexpected celebrity fan base. Just last week during a photo-call at Selfridges in London, Victoria Beckham showed off my photograph to an unsuspecting press group. Apparently they had asked who she listens to in the car when taking the boys to soccer practice and she mentioned that “the music of John Cox gets them especially psyched up to play.” I guess that’s a good thing!

On other fronts, the launch of my music career has unexpectedly collided with the launch of my guru lifestyle book release. Entitled “How to stay happy, Even when your life sucks”, the book has led to a number of unexpected outpourings of love. At an apartment complex in Florida several people have even set up a makeshift shrine where devotees of the teaching can come and pay homage on a daily basis (see below).

I am hoping that I can cross-pollinate the music CD and the book, for even greater public awareness. Who knows, the teachings of my book may well become something that every down and out can use to lift themselves to greater glory. I have already been contacted by a number of social-marketing executives (why do they all call themselves CEOs?) who have recommended that for “just $19.99 and a sign-up to their latest MLM course” (whatever that means) I can experience 16,000 extra followers in 30 days. Amazing! They even mentioned merchandising too. At first I didn’t understand what they were talking about but they had a couple of t-shirts printed up and I can understand the attraction a little better now.

Actually, just around the corner from that apartment complex in Florida, right in the middle of a parking lot, there is a guy who is hoping to cash in on things on an even bigger scale. He is convinced that by making a graffiti drawing of me he can attract worshipers to his own “patch of space” and sell books and CDs on commission. I told him “to go for it”; he seemed a nice guy.

So the tour of suburbia is now complete. It’s been a hectic few days. Quite honestly, I don’t know what all the fuss is about. I’m just a normal kind of guy after all. So maybe the book is kinda interesting, but the CD is certainly not up to Madonna’s standards (even though I’m sure I saw someone just like her wearing my t-shirt somewhere!). A little old Jewish lady told me that was a good thing and she rubbed my nearly bald head. I’m still trying to work out if that had some kind of significance. Pete from the pub told me she just liked touching short hair, but I’m not so sure. I made a note to send her a copy of the book anyway.

This morning I got the video in from my agent. Well I say agent, actually he’s just some guy that insists on taking 10% of everything in return for sending me things. Anyway, the video he sent me was pretty cute. Apparently they had some billboard thing of me running in a couple of big cities, promoting my book.

Actually it was quite funny. Far more people had seen the photo of me and Paris and wanted to know where the CD was. You just can’t please everyone can you?

On a more disturbing note, I hadn’t realized that fame brings with it its own share of psychos. Some woman from Bethlehem, PA had bought up every piece of memorabilia from my 1998 tour of Taiwan (I hadn’t even realized there was any) and made some huge scrapbook devoted to idol worship. Her next door neighbor told police she chanted loudly and played some kind of growling music every night, right up until the early hours. Eventually she flipped out when she heard there wasn’t going to be a follow-up CD and the neighbor had to call police. They found her surrounded by posters and photos of me, mostly arranged in some kind of ’stalking collage’. The officer that contacted me told me “I had had a lucky escape.” I told him “thank you” and put the phone down. I didn’t really understand what he was talking about. Still, I think it’s always nice when the police are looking out for you.

Anyway, that’s about all the major news I have today. As I mentioned earlier, the last few days have been a little hectic and out of control. I’m looking forward to being able to return to normality and get out of the spotlight a little.

Well, wouldn’t you know it. Just as I was putting the finishing touches to this article I got a call from that guy who says he’s my agent. Apparently some dude in Piddletrenthide, England found a picture of me dating back a hundred and twenty years. I don’t know how it can be me though; I told the guy I wasn’t even 50 yet.

He emailed me a photo he’d taken from the book (see below) and I have to say, it does actually look fairly convincing.

It wouldn’t be so bad, but the book is actually about convicts that were deported to Australia in the nineteenth century. Maybe that explains my love for Marmite and Vegemite. Then, to make matters worse, this guy from Piddletrenthide finds yet another book with a picture of me in it, but this time he’s accusing me of being a wizard.

Just what is going on? I have never even done any magic. Well, apart from the time I got out of my homework by pretending I had the measles, but that was a very long time ago.

Anyway, most of the media coverage has died down a little now, thank goodness, although I did just get a call from some woman asking about doing an ‘author signing’ at a Barnes & Noble in Lexington, Missouri. I told her “I didn’t think so,” and hung up the phone. Heck, I don’t even know where Lexington, Missouri is. The price of fame…

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Things I have to write, just because:

Disclaimer: The blog post above is a complete work of fiction and is not meant to imply anything otherwise
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Thanks for indulging me…