Weekly Compendium of Twitter Updates and Links 2009-11-08
- #FunFact: In an average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator <- & with that it’s goodnight from me.. #
- #FunFact: If U have 3 qtrs, 4 dimes & 4 pennies, U have $1.19. This is largest sum of money in coins w/out being able 2 make change for $1 #
- Heard on a TV program: “She told me I had to get a vasectomy to get my car back” <- ouch! #
- Watching: BYU Women’s Soccer Team is Scary - http://bit.ly/49ZYXL (YouTube) #
- Reading: A collection of hilariously awkward family photos. Bonus: All before 1930 - http://bit.ly/3pIQmM <- way toooooo funny! #
- Reading: Bacon soap?? Now it has gone too far - http://bit.ly/2MnfzD #
- Reading: TSA Agents took my son… Blog (http://bit.ly/3PT0TB) & Reality (http://bit.ly/18cRQ6) - Interesting story w/video… #
- RT @musicchio Benny Hill stamps too risque for the Royal Mail http://bit.ly/LuVjK #
- #FunFact: A 3 minute song stored in a 128kbps MP3 file, if saved on punch cards, would require a stack of cards 5′ 9″ high. #
- Douglas Adams #QOTD: Don’t believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose. #
- #FunFact: One inch of rain over one square mile is 17,378,700 gallons of water #
- #URT: 1st case of cancer identified by surgeon Percivall Pott in 1775, discovered cancer of the scrotum was common disease in chimney sweeps #
- Douglas Adams #QOTD: Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news which obeys its own special laws #
- Roast Pork nearly cooked… Huge pan of winter vegetable soup simmering away. Looks like we’ll be well stocked 4 the windy & rainy weekend #
- Useless Random Trivia (#URT in future): On average, a child uses 730 crayons by their 10th birthday #
- There are 11 ways to give 4 answers in binary (not 100)… #
- Douglas Adams #QOTD: The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t #
- Nite in is needed 2nite. Thurs was Sounders soccer, Fri was BR, Sat was Halloween, Sun was dinner party, Mon was BR, Tues was John Cleese… #
- Douglas Adams #QOTD: Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange & squishy, & has a few pips in it, & some folks have half a one for breakfast #
- And what was it with my T-Mobile service tonight? I leave the company & all of a sudden my phone doesn’t work at all. Is this a coincidence? #
- John Cleese is probably safely tucked up in bed now… It was a great evening & in the words of the immortal: “we live in a f*cked up world” #
- Only 12hrs til we see the master of comedy live: John Cleese. “Don’t mention the war. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it” #
- Douglas Adams #QOTD: Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner #
- Tomorrow is the big night out - An evening with a ginormous legend of comedy that lives in a tiny world… John Cleese #
- #QOTD: I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be (this week is Douglas Adams week) #
- Excellent time had by one & all today as we hosted a fun dinner. Just the 7 bottles of wine drunk - not even close to the record
# - Sunday night reading: Super slo-mo Jesus lizard walking on water - http://bit.ly/38YMm4 #
- Sunday night reading: Werewolf nuns scaring tourists away from Australia - http://bit.ly/3i41N6 #
- #QOTD: He hoped & prayd there wasnt an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involvd & merely hoped there wasnt an afterlife #
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