Weekly Compendium of Twitter Updates and Links 2009-11-01
- Off 4 some Halloween bar hopping…. 1st the Black Raven & their new Scottish Ale. Followed by the 3 Lions Pub & some crazy costumed ppl #
- #QOTD: The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read & write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn & relearn #
- Reading: Too drunk to remember where you left your pants? Yeah, you’re going to jail - http://bit.ly/4fSDny #
- Reading: “… chance to combine 2 favorite German pastimes of saving money & stepping out naked proved irresistible” - http://bit.ly/SouAB #
- Reading: Silvio likes black panties & also overcharging tourists 4 food, but U already clicked link, didn’t U? http://bit.ly/10tld8 #
- Reading: Man strangles pet rat after fight over last cigarette. Pet cat immediately quits smoking - http://bit.ly/JJZrJ #
- Reading: At “Mystery CafĂ©” U get whatever person b4 U ordered. Your order goes 2 person after U. What could go wrong? http://bit.ly/16sQvE #
- Reading: New York cuts off unemployment benefits 4 woman who reported $1.30 a day in advertising income from blog - http://bit.ly/Cis4n #
- Reading: Man arrested for DUI after he drives his riding mower to Jack In The Box for a snack - http://bit.ly/sks2k #
- #QOTD No2: It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes #
- #QOTD: Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story #
- Reading from African paper: Boy Drags Flashy Man Of God To Police For Terrorising His Buttocks With Monster Whopper- http://bit.ly/106Ams #
- So, a 0-0 draw against Houston. #Sounders need a win next week. Hopefully they at least ship in a neutral referee… #
- At the #Sounders game. Tonight’s the night. We’re in the playoffs… #
- #QOTD: You talk to God, you’re religious. God talks to you, you’re psychotic #
- Reading: Trigger-happy cop thinks woman playing with pit bull is being attacked & shoots dog. Bonus: shoots woman 2 - http://bit.ly/3vPPXO #
- Reading: No matter how tempting it might be, pls don’t grab police officer’s ass while she’s trying 2 interrogate U - http://bit.ly/4Eld2q #
- Reading: Carpenter ants upstage fire ants by actually setting house on fire (w/bonus animal hoarding) - http://bit.ly/A4HOZ #
- Reading: Alligator seized in domestic dispute - http://bit.ly/3seXPz #
- RIP David Shepherd - cricket umpire & all round good chap… http://bit.ly/sDru0 #
- #QOTD: Now I know what a statesman is; he’s a dead politician. We need more statesmen #
- Hunkered down for a night’s catch-up TV… Sanctuary, House, Dollhouse… #
- Reading: Thugs attack two transvestites… who turn out to be cage fighters wearing fancy dress - http://bit.ly/Ia2at #
- Reading: Man caught driving stolen car tells police he’s Canadian and a “terrorist threat” - http://bit.ly/2qwiti #
- #QOTD: Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted #
- Reading: Woman arrested, 4 placing 13yo daughter in cardboard box atop moving minivan secured 2 roof w/coat hangers: http://bit.ly/1LxuiR #
- Reading: School bans teachers from smoking, but makes special smoking area available for students - http://bit.ly/rWsRj #
- RT @MelissaMcCreery Did I miss something? What’s the point of the non-live feed on Facebook? #
- Reading: It’s not every day you come home to find some strange police officer passed-out drunk in your bed - http://bit.ly/1a2ifo #
- Reading: Sneeze fetishist in custody over double-pepper assault - http://bit.ly/4mukfZ #
- Reading: 121 kids living nr battery plant hospitalized in China. Docs say half positive, half negative, 1 discharged: http://bit.ly/3n6RJR #
- Reading: Nanny State states Nannies not Nannies because they’re not State-Approved Nannies - http://bit.ly/DIyUU #
- #QOTD: Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart were pretty dumb, thought it was pretty smart. #
- #QOTD: Parents are never as bad as kids think they are #
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