JC - Technology and Stuff

• So - the #Sounders win in style & end the regular season in form. Next week the MLS playoffs. Where will this all end? Goooooooo Sounders! #
• http://twitpic.com/mteo5 - Sounders tailgating #
• Last #Sounders game of regular season 2day & it’s a tailgate party as only Eastside Massive Cheeky Boy Chapter know how. Come on U Sounders #
• #QOTD: The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking be as funny as possible #
• Off 4 evening of celebration: Black Raven 4 a beer and 2 meet friends. Then an Indian Curry. Lastly #3LionsPub 2 meet someone new in town #
• Yummy. Homemade pumpkin soup for lunch… #
• Reading: “Stinky” the cat reunited w/owners (who thought they had buried it 3wks ago) just in time 4 Zombie Caturday- http://bit.ly/2maBBd #
• Reading: Fake psychologist charged with freud - http://bit.ly/3GFnG #
• #QOTD: How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time #
• Seems I’ve become cook: pumpkin & potato soup yesterday, roasted big turkey tonight, turkey stock already half done. Pumpkin seeds roasting! #
• #QOTD: If you really do put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price #
• Feeling on top of the world today. Reached my 2nd weight loss target. 26lbs lost so far. Less than 10 to go now. YEA!!! #
• #QOTD: Good food ends with good talk #
• Reading: If U get beaten up by 6 women UR 1st time trying karaoke, maybe singing is not your thing (w/mugshots): http://bit.ly/lHWRO #
• Reading: Nobody expects the Spanish goth maidens - especially President Obama: http://bit.ly/1eWQPf #
• #QOTD: The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there’s no law against whacking them around a little. #
• Reading: 1,700 animals found in trunk of car - http://bit.ly/1gMHgw #
• Reading: School lockdown canceled after someone realized there were no students to lock down - http://bit.ly/2aOY9G #
• Reading: Dispute over donkey leads to knifing, proving once again that you always have to watch your ass - http://bit.ly/13wfnY #
• #QOTD: The most exciting phrase to hear in science, one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ (I found it!) but ‘That’s funny …’ #
• Today is the Trifecta: Jenson Button wins F1 Championship, Seattle #Sounders go through to MLS playoffs & Alabama go no.1 in AP poll -YEA!!! #
• Jenson Button - world champion & superstar. Great job Jenson!!! #
• #QOTD: We can’t all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by #

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• Nearly time 2 head off 2 the pub 2 watch the Seattle #Sounders play a crucial away game. Need the 3 points to get through 2 the play-offs #
• Firefighters got into Fire Rescue 5, opened garage doors, fired up lights & sirens & ran over the injured person: http://bit.ly/QgPb7 #
• Tiny, Easy-to-Build Weapons Annihilate Office Boredom - http://bit.ly/1mbiDp (w/pictures) #
• #QOTD: The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised #
• Reading: A High School hazing story you’ll never believe - http://bit.ly/lLKbD - or maybe you will! Surprise, surprise it involves **&^!** #
• Reading: Mississippi police can’t catch wayward emu, have to resort to tasering, handcuffing it - http://bit.ly/3boWVf #
• Some headines just write themselves: “Man found dead in Pasco lake was lonely drifter” - http://bit.ly/y4Wyq #
• Reading: Please do not taunt the cliff monkey - http://bit.ly/vfvbo #
• #QOTD: Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. #
• Reading: Screw the flying car. THIS is what you want: A kegopizzabarmobile - http://is.gd/4lDSf #
• Reading: Burglar leaves his Facebook page on victim’s computer - http://is.gd/4lDF4 #
• Haven’t posted any crazy stories 4 a while- so here goes: ‘I’m Britain’s oldest transsexual’, says ex-coal miner, 75: http://is.gd/4lDc2 #
• Enjoying our new leather recliners which finally arrived today #
• Hope I don’t get stuck in the elevator at work again today - I left my lunch at home on the table #
• Fat is all relative. You don’t know what you had until you lose it… in my case 2 belt notches so far! #
• #QOTD: One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say #
• I really do believe that too many people take life too seriously… sorry - I should have thought about that first #
• Living the dream… Shame it’s not mine! #
• The end of email as we know it… http://bit.ly/Eszk1 #
• #QOTD: When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it #
• Looking forward to a lazy evening at home… #
• Wow such fun. I just got stuck in the elevator at work… 5 minutes of my life wasted… #
• Feeling very jazzed today… #
• #QOTD: Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire #
• Another day done & it’s time to watch House on the TV. Good times had & happy living… #
• A little achy after walking 10 miles yesterday. Another 2lbs to lose & I’m rewarding myself with a curry! #
• Sad that summer finally packed its bags & left for the season. I actually wore a sweater to work today… #
• #QOTD: When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. #
• #QOTD: I get up every morning determined 2 both change the world & have 1 hell of good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult #

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• Huge pot of homemade minestrone soup made - bring it on winter! #
• #QOTD: An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows #
• Friday evening & it’s time to live it up a little. A couple of pints at the Black Raven & after that - who knows!!! #
• #QOTD: You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club #
• #QOTD: Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love #
• #QOTD: There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness #
• House contd… All I can say is “WoW!” Every emotion covered. I need some refreshments and then I think episode 2 awaits… WoW!! #
• Some TV is not ordinary: it is extra ordinary. House is one of those TV series. Just watched latest season’s opener (which I missed) on Hulu #
• #QOTD: Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it #
• #QOTD: It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper #
• #QOTD: The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from. #

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• Wonderful evening as #Sounders play like they wanted 2 win & stroll past league leaders 2 win. Now just need 2 get things ready for tomorrow #
• Well it’s been a busy day… large grocery shop, unpacking my office, paying bills, & now it’s nearly time to go watch the #Sounders again.. #
• #QOTD: If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur #
• #QOTD: Even on the highest throne in the world, we are still sitting on our ass #
• Back from a Mariners game. That’s four this season and not a single loss. 100% record. I must be a lucky fan… #
• #QOTD: I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages #
• Time for bed… The sun has set in the sky & another is waiting in the wings to poke its head overhead once more in a few hours… #
• The road is long & winding but I’ve got my buzz on & nothing bothers me as I walk… Life is good… #
• Today, my little pumpkin carvers, I am feeling very good. Hit a new goal in the weight department. Total of 20lbs lost so far… #
• #QOTD: Live neither in the past nor in the future, but let each day’s work absorb your entire energies, & satisfy your widest ambition #
• Laugh your way to sleep tonight: (YouTube:The Office) http://is.gd/3NR1P #
• I am once more with Internet, TV & Phone. Comcast own my soul… #
• Oh happy day - ’tis the day the family enters civilization again… Oh for the joys of evolution #
• #QOTD: Never try to reason the prejudice out of a man. It was not reasoned into him, and cannot be reasoned out #
• Tomorrow is the big day. Comcast is going to come to my new house & turn on their magic power & give me TV & Internet. Oh joyful day… #
• Apparently there are still ppl out there that think i need to get 16000 followers in 90 days… Do they even look at my profile??? #
• Aching in parts of my body that I didn’t know existed. Still, the move is done & it’s back to work. It’s going to be a rough day… #
• #QOTD: Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece #

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