Archive for April, 2009

Weekly Compendium of Twitter Updates and Links 2009-04-26

Sunday, April 26th, 2009
  • So it’s off to bed now with a smile on my face and anticipation for the Formula 1 grand prix in the morning. Catch all you tweeps tomorrow. #
  • And the #Sounders are back on track again as the whistle blows and it’s 2.0 #
  • So here we go into the final 10 mins and it’s still 2.0 #Sounders #
  • 20 mins to go now and #Sounders still keeping their 2.0 lead #
  • 60 mins gone and it’s still #Sounders 2.0 #
  • And immediately #Sounders score again. Brilliant goal and it’s now 2.0 and only 50 mins gone #
  • http://twitpic.com/40obe - Fantastic save from Keller. 48 mins gone still 1.0 #Sounders #
  • http://twitpic.com/40o8p - Second half gets underway #Sounders #
  • So half time and #Sounders put on all the pressure. It’s 1.0 going into the break #
  • http://twitpic.com/40mnk - The crowd go wild as #Sounders go 1.0 ahead. 42 mins #
  • #Sounders come close to scoring with Montero 36 mins gone still 0.0 #
  • 24 minutes gone and it is still 0.0 #Sounders #
  • http://twitpic.com/40kji - Near miss from #Sounders. 12 mins gone still 0.0 #
  • http://twitpic.com/40h0e - #Sounders warm up before the game starts #
  • Getting ready to leave the Hawks Nest to go to the stadium… go #Sounders #
  • Reading: Buy 100 Rayovac AAA Batteries for $14.98 including shipping (seriously!) - http://bit.ly/5MPDa #
  • Getting psyched up for the #Sounders game #MLS - we need the win today… Go Sounders… #
  • It’s a #Sounders Saturday. Home game 2nite @ 7:30pm Qwest Field Seattle. We’ll all be there… Will you? #
  • Grocery shopping done, cupboards stocked, now for some cooking to fill the freezer. Then later it’s #Sounders soccer in downtown Seattle… #
  • RT @PocketPinUp: Taking the jacket off outdoors - circa 1954 http://twitpic.com/3tti4 #
  • congratulations to @stevebunyan who is my 4,000th follower - A life coach who’s passionate about helping people 2B the best they can… #
  • Reading: Bull in a china shop? Nearly - Bull caught on CCTV in grocery store: http://bit.ly/vPxrn #
  • 5 to go… off to watch the F1 qualifying… #
  • Reading: If U find a .22 cartridge in your yard why not just hit it with a hammer & shoot yourself in stomach? http://bit.ly/oFxFS #
  • Reading: Ever wonder how Wal-Mart can offer low price prescriptions? Get them via illegal alien couriers: http://bit.ly/12FO0Z #
  • WoW - looks like i’ll hit the 4000 followers today - just 18 of you tweeps missing out on fun, updates & my troubleness #
  • It’s a #Sounders Saturday. Home game 2nite @ 7:30pm Qwest Field Seattle. We’ll all be there… Will you? #
  • #QOTD: You talk to God, you’re religious. God talks to you, you’re psychotic. #
  • “Up the wooden hill to bedfordshire” http://bit.ly/qwL4K <- I’m off to bed… #
  • Catching up on Coronation Street , The Office and Bones… #
  • Reading: Canadians issued traffic tickets after officers wave them through red light: http://bit.ly/1o9Ar <- eh? #
  • RT @AmericanWomannn: “Life is short,break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, laugh loudly, & never regret anything that made U smile.” #
  • Peering into North Korea - fascinating pictures of North Korea http://bit.ly/4l1gA (The Big Picture) #
  • Off to #Gwillville this evening… #
  • One more tulip picture for the day: http://twitpic.com/3xcej - Northern WA #
  • Home from a wonderful day walkng the tulip fields (http://twitpic.com/3×9ty ) now I need 2 tidy all my tweep lists. It’s gonna take a while #
  • http://twitpic.com/3×9ty - Fields of Tulips #
  • http://twitpic.com/3×9n8 - Tulips in Skagit County #
  • later tweeps… #
  • you’ll all just have to wait for the crazy news stories today.. sorry :-( #
  • k tweeps - busy day today… out to go see the Tulips will not be tweeting til much later… http://bit.ly/8O8G9 #
  • #QOTD: All human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why #
  • RT @Dufaur: @jcx27 Siqueiros mural founded in basement when demolishing - http://bit.ly/QY7OZ - Don’t miss this!! Thx to all! #art #
  • T-Mobile G1 phone sells over 1 million units… http://bit.ly/DV58C #
  • St George’s Day comes to an end… http://bit.ly/HhEom #
  • Off to the 3 Lions Pub to celebrate St George’s Day - http://bit.ly/HhEom #
  • Another fine day for Law Enforcement as they taser the naked wizard (NSFW): http://bit.ly/eipMA (unfortunately true story…) #
  • And as I post my blog entry about St George’s Day http://bit.ly/HhEom - I read: St George’s Day flags removed by council http://bit.ly/V0Tr4 #
  • Frickin’ Ridiculous - School sends home 380 pupils on same day in uniform row: http://bit.ly/T4BPr (what is England coming to?) #
  • Well - thumbs up for the new rice cooker - very good rice - Panasonic SR-NA10 - http://bit.ly/17RzcF (Amazon Link) #
  • Cooking some rice in the new rice cooker - let’s see how it turns out (cooking chili to go with it)… #
  • Wow! some kind of spooky follower number… 3,666 - hope the bad ju-ju stays away… #
  • Reading: Woman gives homeless man burger. He beats her up, she sues - http://bit.ly/7kKE7 (”He was an ungrateful b**tard” - she claims) #
  • sausage, eggs, mushrooms and toast nearly ready for a yummy breakfast… #
  • Reading: Holidaymakers in Costa Rica offered hotel suite in old Boeing airplane - http://bit.ly/11LlmD #
  • Reading: Emma Watson speaks of sadness at end of filming of Harry Potter & of new life as a model for Burberry - http://bit.ly/O72mm #
  • Reading: Woman dressed as Princess Leia of Star Wars stopped for drink driving - http://bit.ly/12fCsz #
  • Founder of Twitter sent to save Iraq - http://bit.ly/hoflb (140 bullets at a time…) #
  • Reading: Tackling climate change is like trying to lose weight, Hillary Clinton says - http://bit.ly/5YcIl <- did Bill tell her that? #
  • a gd morning 2 all my new twttr follows. it takes me 1hr 2 catch up on my twttr emails every morning now - crazy! Have a twitterlicious day! #
  • Happy St. George’s Day to all you dragon killing English people (like me) - http://tinyurl.com/2b2vq4 #
  • #QOTD: History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon #
  • Apologies 2 all my twitterites out there, but it’s been a busy non-PC day today. Hopefully 2morro will bring more updates. Goodnight 2U all #
  • Amazing Earth Day pictures - http://bit.ly/mNt1Z (The Big Picture) #
  • What is all this ‘earth day’? I have enough muck in the apartment already… #
  • Off out and about for most of the day… no tweets or updates ’til much later… #
  • Reading: 400-year-old mummified cat found in walls of English cottage - http://bit.ly/1XA2R #
  • Reading: Chinese police training manual offers tips on the best way to beat up offenders - http://bit.ly/1bGOHz #
  • Reading: Henry VIII’s coronation to be chronicled on Twitter - http://bit.ly/XPRoK (only 500 years late) #
  • Reading: Australian ‘Basil Fawlty’ bans entire town from motel - http://bit.ly/j0nSt #
  • I love this almost daily cartoon strip - http://tinyurl.com/cvbf2s #
  • It’s a slow twitter response morning & taking too long to catch up on follows and followers… #
  • #QOTD: Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame <- pls don’t let it be me… #
  • And to end the day… CDP Classic ads - Cinzano (1978 - 1983) - http://bit.ly/Dv0oI (YouTube - British Commercials) #
  • Bedtime viewing… Swearing Parrot (or maybe he just has Tourettes…) http://bit.ly/3C8QI <- Listen carefully, it’s hilarious #
  • Dumbass Award: Man steals $7k of PCs & iPods from Wal-Mart he works at & posts them on the employee bulletin board http://bit.ly/JNtBi #
  • Don’t forget: 3 Lions Pub, Redmond, 7pm tonight - #Trivia night #Seattle - A pie, a pint, and a picking of your brains… #
  • Deep breaths and the calmness returns… #
  • #Inspiration - You can do ANYTHING if you believe in it: She without arm, he without leg - ballet - http://bit.ly/7YEBh (YouTube) #
  • RT @DebsSweet: Duane Dewel - A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing #
  • Don’t forget: 3 Lions Pub, Redmond, 7pm tonight - #Trivia night #Seattle - A pie, a pint, and a picking of your brains… #
  • Reading: Woman sends stripper to high school reunion in her place - http://bit.ly/xGu7p (Hilarious!) #
  • Reading: It’s only Tuesday, but we already have the Mug Shot of The Week… http://bit.ly/KLZMl #
  • Reading: Gardener ordered to cover up naked gnomes after neighbors complain - http://bit.ly/h0Mqu #
  • Reading: Harry Potter pictures: Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe film the Deathly Hallows - http://bit.ly/mid9l #
  • Reading: Love letter from Henry VIII to Anne Boleyn on display for first time - http://bit.ly/dGjSe #
  • Reading: Harrowing images from Haiti win the Pulitzer prize for breaking news photography - http://bit.ly/Jqdiw #
  • RT @ThePhenomena: owner of Casino-Entertainment co. files bankruptcy…rather ironic? http://tr.im/jkY4 <- odds were not on his side #
  • Another wonderful sunny day in the neighborhood - definitely a good day for a river walk… just need to get a few things done first… #
  • Need to get my Qs organized for Trivia 2nite @ 3 Lion Pub, Redmond 7pm - if UR in the area come along for a fun time… #
  • Is it time for a martini yet? ;-) #
  • RT @Serene_Balance: A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. ~Arnold Haultain - (i think i’d rather hear the sermon) #
  • Reading: Queen celebrates 83rd birthday at Windsor Castle - http://bit.ly/EBcQM #
  • Reading: Love letters have no place in the digital era (so sad) - http://bit.ly/xSjCE - “Your eyes are as black as a sack of coal” #
  • #QOTD: The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one which will last forever #
  • RT @LorenaHeletea: 50 followrs frm 1000.When I reach 1000 I’ll hav draw 4″1H. phone Life Success Coaching” Tell me why i shd choose U.pls RT #
  • After Susan Boyle, we have the new sensation Fabia Cerra on Britain’s Got Talent. Watch Simon Cowell’s face… http://bit.ly/bQlcC #
  • RT @JasonBetter “The Cab Ride I’ll Never Forget” http://budurl.com/lf5y If you haven’t read it already, it’s a wonderful, humbling story #
  • “Smile and be happy for things could be worse. So I did smile and was happy, and behold things did get worse!” #
  • Reading: Man taken 2 hospital 4 2nd deg burns on crotch from stuffing cash bundled w/ explodng dye packs dn his pants: http://bit.ly/rArok #
  • Reading: If U’re bein interviewed 4 national television, pls try & avoid claiming that gays R all child molesters: http://bit.ly/9KuzU #
  • Yum! The smell of fresh bread is again permeating the apartment. This time it’s a mix of brown and white… Can’t wait to eat it… #
  • RT @kjlintner: Annoying politically correct phrase of the day - “Undocumented Immigrant” just say “Illegal Alien,” k? #
  • Reading: 5 Things You’ll Miss by Not Working In An Office - http://bit.ly/XkHkp #
  • WoW! Canadian McDonald’s free coffee promo opens new front in java war - http://bit.ly/MBgmy - Yes FREE coffee ’til May 3rd #
  • off to run some errands… #
  • RT @spicypants: it gives me pleasure in unfollowing people who aren’t following me back. (life is too short for one way relationships) #
  • Reading: Professor Stephen Hawking in pictures - http://bit.ly/11YfoM (A Brief History of His Time) #
  • It’s a lovely sunny day here in Redmond, WA. Here’s wishing you a positive, satisfying day. Please reply and say ‘hi’… #
  • Need to get back on my writing schedule.. still have 2/3 of book 3 to write in the next few weeks… #
  • Reading: Thousands of dolphins block Somali pirates - http://bit.ly/YAkQB - (CIA trained dolpihns??) #
  • OMG: Swimmer trapped by beach balls… (not the inflatable kind) - http://bit.ly/1aXZbu #
  • Reading: Jamaica hijack crew safe as gunman surrenders - http://bit.ly/BtttN #
  • Reading: First Moon landing: what Richard Nixon would have said had the mission failed - http://bit.ly/11sZxt #
  • #QOTD: Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better #
  • “Time for bed said Zebedee” - http://bit.ly/11f415 (MP3) #
  • And to finish the day… Please don’t flash your genitals at the Comcast repair man: http://bit.ly/14oQhp (obvious really!) #
  • Reading: Egypt’s top archaeologist claims Antony and Cleopatra tomb found - http://bit.ly/8iHF1 #
  • Reading: Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders to be honoured by Bafta - http://bit.ly/11VUQF #
  • And if you get a little bored… read my spoof blog post: http://bit.ly/sjpUY #
  • Today’s Blog Post: Weekly Compendium of Twitter Updates and Links 2009-04-19 - http://bit.ly/16jezK #
  • Well, i didn’t make it to 3000 followers today, but - you know what? it doesn’t matter. All you who follow me so far are the best! #
  • Discovered a new brewery today: http://blackravenbrewing.com <- if you’re ever in Redmond, WA - definitely a place to visit… #
  • Sorry I’ve been so quiet today. Had to catch up on a few things. #
  • Just updated all my twitter follows/followers - the bad news @GOD_Tweet_ME decided not to follow me :-( I guess I’m just not worth it #
  • #QOTD: Don’t you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There’s one marked ‘Brightness,’ but it doesn’t work. #

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T-Mobile G1 Phone - Camera and Tulip Festival

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

I haven’t really posted an article about the camera on the G1 phone and demonstrated its quality. Well yesterday I had the opportunity to go visit the Skagit Valley Tulip Festival (near Mt. Vernon, in Washington state) and the only camera I took was my phone! It’s only two mega-pixels and it has no flash and no zoom so I was a little concerned that maybe my pictures would be disappointing. However, I am pleased to say that it performed very well and I am posting the results here to demonstrate.

The first nine pictures are reduced from their original 2048 x 1536 size to 600 x 415, but the last picture is a 600 x 400 crop from the penultimate picture so that you can see the full-size quality. I think overall you’ll agree, the G1 phone takes a pretty good picture. So, there you go, don’t be cautious about substituting your phone on occasions when you don’t want to carry the extra bulk and you’re going to be outdoors.

Enjoy!

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T-Mobile G1 phone sells over 1 million units…

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

So there we have the offical T-Mobile sales figures for the G1 phone - over 1 million of the lovely beasties sold.

Me? I’m still loving my early version Android phone. I wouldn’t be without it. Here’s to the next million of the things and some links to other G1 posts I’ve written:

T-Mobile G1 - First Impressions

T-Mobile - Second Impressions

My Favorite T-Mobile G1 Applications

My Favorite T-Mobile G1 Applications (Update)

T-Mobile G1 - Hints & Tips

T-Mobile G1 Update

More G1 Applications - Microsoft Exchange Sync

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T-Mobile G1 Phone (Black) - At Amazon.com

What does it mean to be English on St George’s Day…

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Today is St. George’s Day and the odds of you knowing that are next to none! Everyone has heard of St. Patrick’s day, even Cinco de Mayo, but alas very few people know of St. George’s Day. The English have done a good job over the years of infiltrating many countries across the globe, but they never really took St. George with them. Most of the time it seemed to be in the name of Christianity or trade, never in the name of St. George. And what was St. George famous for? Yep, slaying a dragon.

Actually many countries have St. George’s Day on their calendar and do mark it in some way or another, including Germany, India and Palestine. But for England it’s also their National Day - their day of pride. That is the theory anyway. So I had a look at the British papers today and what did I see? Basically nothing. The Daily Telegraph, The BBC and The Daily Mirror all had no mention of St. George’s Day. Only The Guardian seemed to have an article, and even that talked about Bradford being the most English of cities, sporting Fish and Chip shops, cricket clubs and Morris dancing. All in all, disappointing.

I think it’s a sign of the times of how some countries are starting to lose their identities. Whenever I return to England I am always surprised at how much it has changed since my last visit. Surveillance cameras are everywhere, public places are festooned with video recording equipment. No place in rural England is safe from the ever-watching traffic camera. Cars dawdle on roads that were not built for the current load, gardens shrink as new homes are built on existing plots. Even that ever sacrosanct place, the English Pub, is disappearing. St. George, ‘who is he anyway?’ is probably the response you’ll get in many of the now completely pan-European High Streets of major cities.

And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England’s mountains green?
And was the holy lamb of god
On England’s pleasant pastures seen?
And did the countenance divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among those dark satanic mills?

Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear: o clouds unfold!
Bring me my chariots of fire!
I will not cease from metal fight;
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England’s green and pleasant land.

These were the words we sung at school, the words to a hymn entitled ‘Jerusalem’ that was supposed to signify the beauty, history and pride of England. St. George’s Day fitted in to this England, my England.

Tonight I am proud to be going to our local pub - The 3 Lions Pub - in Redmond, WA, USA where we will be celebrating St. George’s day. There will be a good group of ex-pats there, eating good English fare, drinking good English beer and reminiscing no doubt about our beloved country.

I look forward every year to St. George’s Day and I am proud to be English. Life has brought me to another country to live, but that doesn’t take away my heritage. So, this is a call to all you with some English blood in you:

Celebrate St. George’s Day with pride today…

Weekly Compendium of Twitter Updates and Links 2009-04-19

Sunday, April 19th, 2009
  • And so to sleep… it’s been a long day. Will hopefully hit the 3000 followers mark tomorrow. For the new followers: http://bit.ly/sjpUY #
  • And to end the evening… How to instantly fail a drunk driving test - http://bit.ly/Ore9Y (Video) #
  • We even had real English crisps & Curly Wurlys @ the pub tonight - http://twitpic.com/3kkh7 #
  • So thr we have it - a sad nite 4 Seattle #Sounders soccer. Hopefully they will learn from their mistakes B4 nxt week. Need 2 play as a team. #
  • So 2nd loss 4 #Sounders.. they need 2 learn to play as a team. Work 4 the coach there. Final score 0.2 #
  • And #Sounders finally lose the plot. Bad defense and goalkeeping 0.2 it’s all over… #
  • Last 10 mins and #Sounders need to play like a team and not just individuals 0.1 #
  • Less than 30 mins to go and #Sounders struggling to get back on terms #
  • Half time @ #Sounders 0.1 Chivas leads. Close game. Second half to go #
  • And the crowd @ 3 Lions die to silence as Chivas score a goal. #Sounders #
  • Tough tight game 27 mins gone still 0.0 #Sounders #
  • It’s official. The 3 lions pub has gone viral & overflowed. Amazing support 4 the #Sounders #
  • 3 Lions Pub crowded out 4 #Sounders game. It’s going 2B a riot… #
  • 3 lions pub getting full. If you’re coming 2 the #Sounders game be quick… #
  • Don’t forget - #Sounders game tonight: 7:30pm @ 3 Lions Pub, Redmond. B there early. Going 2B a packed house. Official Eastside Sounders pub #
  • Reading: American man inadvertently turns his wife British by shooting her in the head - http://bit.ly/Z5XPK <- pls do not try @ home! #
  • Reading: ’70s Cars We’d Just As Soon Forget - http://bit.ly/GmuDp (Wired.com) #
  • Don’t forget - #Sounders game tonight: 7:30pm @ 3 Lions Pub, Redmond. B there early. Going 2B a packed house. Official Eastside Sounders pub #
  • Catching up on a week’s worth of Coronation Street… #
  • Reading: 62-year-old man sues police for making him walk home in polar bear pajamas - http://bit.ly/2m0lsd <- scary, in a bad sort of way! #
  • Reading: Karaoke bar posts sign announcing: “We are not a gay bar.” Hilarity ensues - http://bit.ly/GHOho #
  • Reading: Tourists have to try to combat the ‘ugly American’ (CNN) - http://bit.ly/FE7K4 #
  • Don’t forget - #Sounders game tonight: 7:30pm @ 3 Lions Pub, Redmond. B there early. Going 2B a packed house. Official Eastside Sounders pub #
  • Saturday morning comedy - classic Two Ronnies sketch - ‘Fork Handles’ - http://bit.ly/73yAQ <- (YouTube - Hope you enjoy…) #
  • #QOTD: I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing #
  • RT @Sammi_O: The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off. –Gloria Steinham #
  • ..and it’s goodnight from him and a goodnight from me… #
  • Reading: Six police officers attacked by children each day - http://bit.ly/1P4Nq <- all 6 of them asking, “why always us?” #
  • Reading: Trial halted after jury members vanish for cigarette break - http://bit.ly/rWIPP #
  • Steps 3,4 & 5 complete - goodnight tweeps… #
  • Step 3 - in progress… #
  • Step 2 - check… :-( #
  • Step 1 - check… #
  • oh well, nearly done 4 the day. To Do: 1/ Wife to work 2/ Kids to airport 3/ Hang out @ wife’s restaurant 4/ Go for late beer 5/ Go to sleep #
  • Watching: Facebook Manners and You (YouTube) - http://bit.ly/FlwpS <- Hilarious Friday fun… #
  • Reading: For all you office cuboids - Excel-Lookalike Twitter Client Helps You Goof Off At Work - http://bit.ly/UVne <- Brilliant!! #
  • Reading: Cute Pictures 4 the day - ‘Scenes From The Zoo’ (The Big Picture): http://bit.ly/daruk #
  • RT @nancyadkins: A real bucket list. A must read!! http://bit.ly/14aiL5 <- recommended #
  • Reading: Oh my, What better place for a high school cheerleaders’ field trip than a male strip club? - http://bit.ly/18f7o #
  • Shoutout 4 all #Sounders fans. 2morro 7:30 @ 3 Lions Pub, Redmond - watch the game, drink beer, sing your chants - fun 4 all- come early :-) #
  • Reading: Now they’re even beating us at our own game - Chinese craze for English tattoos: http://bit.ly/onNd2 #
  • And still the ‘want to get to 16,000 followers in only 90 days’ DMs come in. PPL - NO I DON’T WANT THIS…. Don’t you get it? Aaarrgghh! #
  • i need 6 more followers for my 2500… any recommendations anyone? #
  • Reading: Maya nut changes lives while aiding the rain forest - http://bit.ly/8Fp1q <- amazing food for the common man #
  • Reading: WARNING - Your balls may explode (fitness that is) - http://bit.ly/AdxSo #
  • Reading: Woman fined £200 for noisy sex romps - http://bit.ly/PFxbr <- it wasn’t in my neighborhood ;-) #
  • Reading: Don’t drink & drive doesn’t mean Don’t call in a fake armed robbery 2 distract the police so U can drive home: http://bit.ly/y8MnY #
  • RT @anamariecox: Went 2 the wrong Westin, pressed wrong button on ATM & had 2 make a withdrawal in Spanish. Fridays R not always good days #
  • Reading: 1536 - The year that changed Henry VIII - http://bit.ly/uqBOk #
  • Reading: United Airlines to make ‘obese’ buy two tickets - http://bit.ly/bhuFL <- biggest story today… #
  • Wow! It takes so long on a Friday mornng 2 get caught up nowadays. All the overnight follows & then all the #followfriday - it’ll B long day #
  • #QOTD: I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it #
  • Reading: Bush Administration authorized use of insects in interrogations - http://bit.ly/PGPU <- what’s bugging you? #
  • For any of my new followers who want some entertainment: Blog Post - Fame & Fortune: I’m all over the Press - http://bit.ly/sjpUY #
  • RT @theh2hproject: Clean water saves lives! http://www.theh2hproject.org #
  • RT @Kharma17: @jcx27 has a cute picture of him with Stitch… <- i think UR referring to @derekbarker #
  • Please follow @derekbarker - he needs 3 for his 2,000 - and he’s a weirdly interesting guy to follow :-) #
  • Just joined a twibe. Visit http://twibes.com/writers to join #
  • Just joined a twibe. Visit http://twibes.com/Bloggers to join #
  • Please go to http://twibes.com and vote for @jcx27 ! #
  • you should follow @AmericanWomannn, @efgfca, @derekbarker, @swissarmywife and @LarryLNichols. See more picks at http://twibes.com #
  • k - evening time in twitterverse West Coast… what’s new tonight? #
  • RT @rebaenrose: @RealHughJackman”Justice for the Magdalenes”-Ireland & Church & public R still not helping these women http://bit.ly/4pVpYt #
  • k - going offline. be back in 20… #
  • Looks like Ashton Kutcher has officially overtaken CNN in the race to 1,000,000 #
  • it surely is a weird world in twitterland #
  • i was thinking that if i posted a link dissing ‘16000 follower’ type i would lose a lot of followers: instead i seem 2 be gaining even more! #
  • I cnt believe that ppl srsly think i wld post a link 2 somewhere u cn get 16000 SEO followrs in 5 days- Tweeps, come on - i’m NOT a spammer! #
  • RT @freeonlineradio: @jcx27 seriously I think U messed up your link, your directing people to a parked page <- guilty- did U read the URL? #
  • Build 16,000 SEO followers in only 5 days… Just follow my link… http://bit.ly/wDip4 <- No, seriously. I dare you #
  • RT @derekbarker: I follow an Indian guy, he writes in Hindi. Can’t read it, but the letters are neat to look at. <- frickin’ hilarious!!! #
  • Walk w/ the kids complete. Pizzas ordered, delivered & eaten. I guess that just leaves sitting down, watching TV & having a beer now… #
  • Reading: Man, upset @ finding out he’s flying 2 Nunavut Canada, opens door of plane @ 23,000 feet & jumps 2 his death- http://bit.ly/MDYI7 #
  • Time to take the kids on a walk to wear them down a little… Be Back Later #
  • I’m thinking ppl are unfollowing, hoping to follow later to win the big prize. Big backfire Ashton… @aplusk #
  • Looks like Ashton Kutcher is losing lots of followers at the moment against CNN - What’s happened? http://bit.ly/CBWw6 @aplusk #
  • RT @kendrathornbury “If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much space.”~Unknown>A favorite! #
  • Reading: Ex-girlfriend botches stun gun castration - http://bit.ly/lb90 #
  • Reading: tribe in Amazon jungle- divorce is free, fat people get shallow graves, & converting the missionaries - http://bit.ly/AdWb #
  • RT @TheOnion: In Focus: Mexico Announces Plans To Refry Over 700 Million Beans http://bit.ly/D4gby #
  • RT @derekbarker: @nicolane Please post your SEO tricks at the top of Google. If they work, I will find them. #
  • ‘If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer’ (Sir Clement Freud) #
  • Sir Clement Freud: some of his best lines - http://bit.ly/iD3DU #
  • Reading: A sad day for Bloodhounds - Sir Clement Freud dies at 84 - http://bit.ly/kbNn #
  • Reading: Daniel Radcliffe prepares for Harry Potter screen kiss - http://bit.ly/BcDXq - (he’s obviously done with the horses…) #
  • Reading: Britain the speed camera capital of Europe - http://bit.ly/4sHSAD #
  • Hilarious: Jamie Foxx tells Miley Cyrus: ‘Make a sex tape and grow up!’ - http://bit.ly/NSVFq #
  • RT @LorenaHeletea @Keiros: 25 new followers needed 4 800. Any volunteers? I follow U back ;-) “Pls RT & follw he’ll take his hat Off 2 U” #
  • Listening to http://pandora.com as I get caught up on my overnight adds/requests… bop, bop, bop… #
  • Pet peeve of the day: ppl that send U a DM saying ’send me a DM anytime’ but they’re not following U back - so U can’t - Dumbass award!! #
  • #QOTD: Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t #
  • Signing off 4 the day w/the amazing story of - ‘The Woman Who Can’t Forget Anything’ - http://bit.ly/ykmUI (she actually remmbrs evrythng) #
  • Live updates of CNN v Ashton Kutcher - http://chartbeat.com/cnnvsashton/ @aplusk - follow the fun… #
  • Thankful for all the new friendships I am making on Facebook and Twitter… and still amazed at the growth rate. #
  • Clinton unveils initiative to combat ’scourge of piracy’ - http://bit.ly/yYAUO - i’m sure there R lots of smart comments on this one :-) #
  • RT @derekbarker: gd nite twttr world, I fear my PHP guy has stood me up again. @i140 it was fun. @jcx27, I vote 4 U as king of the world. #
  • Any guesses when “Operation Somali Storm” will take place? #
  • Reading: Pirates attack second US cargo ship to avenge deaths of comrades - http://bit.ly/1OUzcw #
  • I don’t oftn recommend ppl’s blogs - but this 1’s a good 1, here’s a sample post - http://bit.ly/16Lx8 (@maritacheng Blog - v. refreshing) #
  • RT @TheOnion: Tax Tip: Screw over the IRS and save time and money by making less than $8,950 a year. http://bit.ly/6colY #
  • RT @elisabethdonati Just watched a great video that teaches kids (of all ages) what the heck happened to the economy: http://bit.ly/hU1Df #
  • Shoutout 2 all U Seattle #Sounders fans. Watch ths wk’s game live @ 3 Lions Pub, Redmond. Come early, lrg crowd expectd http://bit.ly/122Ovg #
  • Reading: Elementary skool teacher reinstated after bringing her gun 2 skool b/c 3rd graders cn be dangerous at times - http://bit.ly/1lOw2K #
  • Reading: Top 10 quintessential English foods - http://bit.ly/L7YTG (very yummy!!) #
  • Husband threatens 2 shoot family, loads gun while xplaining who gets which bullet. Discovers wife is quicker on load - http://bit.ly/F4lE2 #
  • Good news tweeps - if you have over 2,000 followers you are in the top 0.1% of the twittersphere. WOW!! #
  • Reading: IBM ‘too poor’ to pay for staff tea - http://bit.ly/1umJ4d #
  • RT @Scobleizer Liked “It’s Official, Twitter is a Cult” http://ff.im/27mhp #
  • Reading: Nine yr old boy angry with mother burns a Dollar Store 2 ground; tens of dollars in damage estimated - http://bit.ly/6JoQG #
  • RT @ginatrapani: I am eating my way through New York City. Like Ms. Pacman, but without the bow. <- love it :-) #
  • my tweet got split in two somehow #
  • …belch food attracts ppl to read stuff #
  • Woopedy woopedy dooo…. 2,000 followers. Amazing how writing so much #
  • RT @LilyJang: LAST MINUTE TAX TIPS FROM Q13! http://tinyurl.com/dysxrg <- just GET IT DONE PPL :-D #
  • Reading: 1 giant containr ship can emit almost same amount of cancer & asthma-causing chemicals as 50m cars - http://bit.ly/JcN2D (Scary) #
  • For all U geeks out there: The 10 greatest flops in computer history - http://bit.ly/BSUes - which ones did U own? #
  • Reading: Mexican drugs war: woman arrested with anti-aircraft machine gun - http://bit.ly/2tjfU5 #
  • Reading: Five top bizarre motoring offences - http://bit.ly/M2V83 #
  • Reading: GPS blunders leave five trucks a week stuck in village - http://bit.ly/Qpz2f (isn’t technology grand?) #
  • #QOTD: Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels #
  • gd morning 2 all my new Tweeps! Looks lk I picked up another 200 ystrday. 2day will be the day I hit 2,000 followers. Thank U so much ppl! #
  • Not enjoying staying in on a Tuesday evening. TV sucks. Bah humbug to American Idol I say… ;-) #
  • For all my new followers, you can have fun reading one of my blog posts: Fame & Fortune - I’m all over the media - http://bit.ly/sjpUY #
  • Some great advice - Be Happy to be YOU - http://bit.ly/40prWJ #
  • Length of the UK is 533 feet according to Google - http://bit.ly/hw6O3 - apparently it’s actually a ship! #
  • No Charges Against #Sounders’ Montero - http://bit.ly/3QYgmi #MLS #
  • Reading: 2-year-old boy, lost after wandering away from home, saved by his puppy who kept him warm by cuddling - http://bit.ly/dRKq6 #
  • RT @daveschappell: Graph: Number of Pirates Killed By Each President http://tinyurl.com/cecdwz (RT @JibJab @eyeintim) #
  • Reading: Contrvrsy surrounds 1st-evr productn of Vagina Monologues in Kyrgyzstan due 2 inclusn of strong sexual content http://bit.ly/1bEGHF #
  • Reading: Got pregnant at skool? No problem, U can have a pass in parenthood class - http://bit.ly/12OY9s - wht’s the world coming 2? #
  • It’s been a busy Twitter Follow day. Getting up close to that magical 2000 number…. :-D Thanks to all my new follows… #
  • Kids have their candy to take back to England. Chili is nearly done. Maybe it’ll be a quiet afternoon… #
  • cooking up a chili for lunch… #
  • RT @LorenaHeletea: “The good life is expensve.There is anothr way 2 live that doesn’t cost much,but it isn’t any gd.”Spanish Distiller#Quote #
  • Listening to free streaming music on http://pandora.com - create your own radio station… #
  • Reading: Do you strap a 1-month-old into your car before you begin a car chase, or do you leave them behind? http://bit.ly/1Os0sI #
  • Reading: Northern lights: photographs of the Aurora Borealis around the Arctic Circle - http://bit.ly/3dbXsi #
  • A big shout out 2 all U Twitter ppl. You R all gr8 & have wonderful insights & comments that U spread around the Internet. THANK YOU! #
  • Reading: Somali pirates seize four more ships - http://bit.ly/admo #
  • RT @BrendaHorton: Grab customers with Long Tail keywords: http://bit.ly/3twuaO #
  • Only 4 more days w/the kids B4 they go back 2 England… Looks like they want 2 stock up their suitcases w/candy 2day :-) Oh well… #
  • Reading: 50 Side Businesses You Can Start On Your Own - http://bit.ly/yXDS (Interesting article - The Simple Dollar) #
  • Reading: Bra saves woman’s life in robbery shooting - http://bit.ly/6UnUw (some hold-up that was…) #
  • #QOTD: There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters #
  • Your ‘must have’ list of 250 Twitter Applications - Definitely worth a read… http://bit.ly/K4uHk #
  • RT: New blog post: I Do Not Want To “Add 16,000 Twitter Followers in only 90 Days”… http://tinyurl.com/d7h5ha #
  • Susan Boyle - Singer - Britains Got Talent 2009 - http://bit.ly/11bSM (YouTube - the most heartwarming 7 minutes you’ll ever spend) #
  • RT @mrskutcher: 99 things we should have seen! http://youshouldhaveseenthis.com/ <- v. funny!! #
  • Reading: Passenger lands plane after pilot dies in mid-air - http://bit.ly/5OAX #
  • RT @tweetpenguin I’m expanding my social network (you can too): http://tweetpenguin.com/jcx27 Interest: #network #
  • RT @kjlintner: Great #paranormal advice http://twitpic.com/3a9bc #
  • Reading: Spokane parks to detonate squirrels - http://bit.ly/4lHmo (Park-keeper says ‘he’s having a blast’) #
  • Monsters V Aliens 3d is a really excellent movie. Thoroughly recommend it if you haven’t seen it! #
  • Reading: Wonderful Easter Pictures (The Big Picture) - http://bit.ly/tp3s #
  • It’s a slow twitter day today… & too many other things to do too. taking my kids to the movies & submitting my tax return :-) #
  • Reading: Noddy returns to TV - http://bit.ly/ZJpJ7 (Hooray!) #
  • “Buddha left road map, Jesus left road map, Krishna left road map, Rand McNally left road map. But U still have 2 travel the road yourself.” #
  • #QOTD: Maturity is only a short break in adolescence #
  • chillin…. #
  • Sipping a nice glass of dry sherry… #
  • Reading: Drunk Aussie tries 2 swim across croc-infested river 2 get more alcohol, w/predictable results: http://bit.ly/1Fd4Fg #
  • Reading: Strange Easter traditions from around the world include spanking women on Easter Monday - http://bit.ly/19O7NJ #
  • Reading: Captain jumps overboard, SEALs shoot pirates, official says - http://bit.ly/4m3xUB (Hooray!) #
  • http://twitpic.com/37z0a - Sum of the 3 Lions Pub peeps gather at The Hawk’s Nest in Seattle B4 yesterday’s #Sounders game #
  • i got hacked - think i got it back to normal… #
  • Twitter please fix this, regards Mikeyy #
  • Okay, cleaned up my follows and followers - time to add some more tweeps! #
  • Happy Easter 2 1 & all… wht’s everyone having 4 lunch/dinner 2day? I’m cooking roast port, roast potatoes, veggies, & sum apple sauce… #
  • #QOTD Silence propagates itself, and the longer talk has been suspended, the more difficult it is to find anything to say #

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Tree Style Tabs in Firefox Browser…

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

With the advent of lots of wide-screen monitors, vertical real estate is now at a premium. This is especially true in your Internet browser. Well, yesterday I discovered a Firefox add-on that I am just simply loving. The name of that add-on? Tree Style Tab. It’s a fairly innocuous sounding add-on name, but it does just what it says. It replaces the tab bar along the top of your browser with one that runs down the side. I mean, now that I use a wide-screen monitor I can afford to give up a little of my horizontal real estate after all. And when I have umpteen tabs open (as I quite often do), I can actually see and read which one is which. Amazing! What’s more, if I open up another tab as a result of a link in a tab already open, it indents the tab so I can easily see it. That’s where the ‘tree’ part of the name comes from.

Use of it takes a little getting used to, so please stick with it. What I mean by that is that to close a tab, you automatically go to your tab bar - which isn’t there anymore! You have to re-train yourself to go to the sidebar and delete it from there instead.

You can have the sidebar condensed down to just ‘favicons’ if you want to, and then you’re hardly using any real estate at all. Pretty good! So now I’m not worried about having 15 tabs open at the same time - I can actually see what they are named and ones that were ’spawned’ from others are grouped logically too.

Lastly there is also a complete ‘options’ tab set available so that you can configure it just the way you want it, although I have to say, the default settings work just fine for me.

So, if you have a wide-screen monitor and don’t mind giving up a little bit of horizontal real estate, give Tree Style Tabs a try.

I Do Not Want To “Add 16,000 Twitter Followers in only 90 Days”…

Monday, April 13th, 2009

I have got a little annoyed recently by all the automatic Direct Messages (DMs) I am getting when I add followers to Twitter that promise me untold wealth and happiness. Actually, it’s not so much the untold wealth and happiness, it’s more like the ‘add 16,000 followers in 90 days’. Sending me to some URL that promises me 1,000s of unknown people to add to my Twitter followers count and also puts money in someone’s pocket is totally against the principles of Twitter.

My stats for ’spam’ Twitterers are really quite alarming. I thought I’d share with you some of the numbers I’ve experienced (The following numbers were correct as of 4/12/2009):

Number of Followers: 1590
Number of automated DMs: 325 (20% of follows)
Number of Spam ‘16000′ DMs: 40 (12.5% of autos)

Of course I have lots of other spam DMs, but these are not the subject of this blog post. Following is my list of the ‘16000 members’ as I like to call them. What I’d really like to do is put them all together in one room and let them add each other. Then they’d all be happy! Anyway, here’s the list:

Direct Messages Sent Only to You
1. dazmolybiz Thanks for the Follow! Learn how to get 16000 Followers in days on Autopilot http://bit.ly/17kNolabout 10 hours ago
2. WeCreateWealth Thanks for the follow! Would you like to know How to Get 16,000 Followers in 90 & Make Money doing it? http://bit.ly/U0Qseabout 10 hours ago
3. scvanderver Thanks for the Follow! Would you like to know how to Get 16,000 Followers in 90 days & Make Money doing it? http://bit.ly/TgZabout 12 hours ago
4. SwiftTweet Thanks for the follow! Like to know how to get 1000s more targeted Twitter followers and make money at the same time? http://bit.ly/uUghabout 12 hours ago
5. NEOTraining Thanks for the follow. I’m adding 100 new follows per day for FREE. See How http://bit.ly/ng3labout 13 hours ago
6. Vittoriagallowd Thanks for the follow Would like to know How to Get 16000 Followers in 90 Days & Make Money Doing It http://bit.ly/87Foxabout 13 hours ago
7. Andrew_Perry Question, Are You 100% Happy With Your Twitter Education? Look… http://bit.ly/19GW71about 14 hours ago
8. JacquelynBurns I am grateful that you are flwg me.I appreciate the chance to connect w/you.about 14 hours ago
9. 1CarLight Thanks for the following! Interested in growing your Twitter following, on auto pilot? Click here: http://bit.ly/3l0zqvabout 16 hours ago
10. CurtisLilly Thanks for the following! Like to have hundreds more followers every morning when you get up? Then click here: http://bit.ly/130goYabout 16 hours ago
11. forextrading4 Thanks for the follow! All’s well that ends well http://tinyurl.com/dkcfd8about 17 hours ago
12. clubuwin Welcome, If you love Poker try our FREE online games at ClubUwin.com. http://www.clubuwin.comabout 17 hours ago
13. MailingStuff Your £200 a day system http://tinyurl.com/3system free gift for following, increase your follows offer this ;)about 17 hours ago
14. automatetraffic Thanks for the follow How Do You Get 16,000 Followers in 90 Days and make money doing it: http://bit.ly/UF6p9about 19 hours ago
15. webfusion5 Thanks for the follow! Need more followers? Learn how to get more the easy way –> http://bit.ly/yWUiqabout 19 hours ago
16. bookwormgeek Thanks for the follow! Should you need more followers, please visit the link. http://bit.ly/dXuUV http://bit.ly/dXuUVabout 18 hours ago
17. Josephcanhelp Thanks for the follow! Would you like to know how to get 16,000 Followers & make money doing it? http://bitly.com/2Eweabout 18 hours ago
18. automatetraffic Thanks for the follow How Do You Get 16,000 Followers in 90 Days and make money doing it: http://bit.ly/UF6p9about 19 hours ago
19. webfusion5 Thanks for the follow! Need more followers? Learn how to get more the easy way –> http://bit.ly/yWUiqabout 19 hours ago
20. globalman37 Thanks for the Follow! Would you like to know how to Get 16,000 Followers in 90 days & Make Money doing it? http://bit.ly/Pzfp1about 22 hours ago
21. thenewdigital Thanks for follow me. I can help you to Grow your Twitter Group to 16,000 in 90 day http://bitly.com/9LLNZ5:00 PM Apr 10th
22. AmandaHopk Thank You Do you Like to Know How To Get 16k Fallowers in 90 days & Make Money doing it ? http://bit.ly/k2jt85:41 PM Apr 9th
23. _santaclaus Thanks for the follow!Would U like 2know how 2get 16000 followers in 90 days & Make Money Doing it? http://bit.ly/4AWMFS5:21 AM Apr 9th
24. rdille Thanks for the follow!Would you liketo know how toget 16,000 follows in 90days & make money doing it?http://bit.ly/u1bYm4:19 AM Apr 9th
25. ReferralSuccess Want to know how to get 16,000 followers in 90 days and make money doing it? http://bit.ly/CRTCH1:39 AM Apr 9th
26. weblantis Thanks for following me! Get your free Twitter Pack here: http://wednesdaygift.com/tw… - Stay Tuned! ;-) Reimund12:43 AM Apr 9th
27. david_morris John, thanks for following me. Looking for more “followers”? You will love my FREE gift! http://www.twitteringfortra…2:31 AM Apr 8th
28. wellnessgeek Thanks for the follow! I got sucked into paying $27 for this, but it was worth the education. http://bit.ly/xhMZm10:15 PM Apr 7th
29. celebritygosser thanks 4 following me do you want to make money with your links? http://linkbee.com/297275:53 PM Apr 7th
30. brazilnut2009 “Thanks for the follow! Like to know how to get 16,000 followers in 90 & Make Money doing it? http://bit.ly/184LK2:52 PM Apr 5th
31. oneDivineSPIRIT Thx 4 the follow! Would U like to know How to Get 16,000 Followers in 90 days & Make Money doing it? http://bit.ly/4YXIP1:56 PM Apr 5th
32. Thesportsgeek Thanks for the follow! Want to know How to Get 16,000 Followers in 90 days & Make Money doing it?http://bit.ly/lMktF8:00 AM Apr 5th
33. fjmusic09 Thanks for the follow! Like to know how to get 16,000 followers in 90 & Make Money? http://bit.ly/10Bs542:12 AM Apr 5th
34. euneakme Thank you for following would you like 16000 followers in 90 days and make money doing it http://bit.ly/d6HE rs in 902:13 PM Apr 4th
35. ArfanChaudhry Add me on FB as well http://itwit.in/RBV/ + Learn how to increase Twitter Followers http://itwit.in/AAX/3:52 AM Apr 3rd
36. ezfreedom Thanks for the follow! Please RT this link.. http://tinyurl.com/cskj4b your followers will Thank You!5:35 PM Mar 31st
37. robertbland Thanks 4 Follow!Would You Like To Know How To Get 16,000Followers In 90 days&Make Money Doing It?http://bit.ly/17Zb712:27 AM Mar 26th
38. dsmpublishing Thx 4 the follow! FREE EBook find out how I gained 17,000+ followers in 10wks http://tinyurl.com/caxzr9 +much more!3:51 PM Mar 16th
39. CLdominator thx 4 Following me ive sum cool things that will help U on yr marketing journey, stay tuned http://bit.ly/hIuxl9:40 AM Feb 22nd
40. BizProfitsUSA Awesome! Thanks for the follow. Looking for multiple streams of income in time of recession? http://tinyurl.com/5pvesg11:39 AM Feb 20th

Please feel free to follow any of these Twitterers that will guide you to untold and easy access to 16000 followers (or not)! And of course I say ‘or not’ because these are also the people that only have a few followers on Twitter but promise a lot. Hmmmm. Something for nothing, now where have I heard that before?

Anyway, I dislike these people so much that I am willing to recommend ANYONE who also ‘doesn’t want 16000 followers in 90 days’ to @MrTweet. Just send me an @reply to my twitter account at @jcx27. Together we can try and clear Twitter of the spammers and keep it the communication tool it was meant to be…

Weekly Compendium of Twitter Updates and Links 2009-04-12

Sunday, April 12th, 2009
  • back from the #Sounders game & lots of tweets 2 reply 2. It’ll have 2 wait until 2morrow though. I’m 2 tired & it’s time 4 bd :-) nite all #
  • So there we have it final score #Sounders 0.1 great spirit but too difficult with 10 men and poor refereeing #
  • Seattle #Sounders concede their first goal of the season 0.1 :-( #
  • Brilliant goalkeeping by #Sounders keeps them in the game 77 mins #
  • 70 mins gone and still #Sounders 0.0 playing with 10 men #
  • http://twitpic.com/371la - Close miss Kansas v #Sounders #
  • Crowd going crazy chances galore but still 0.0 #Sounders #
  • 60 mins free kick off the bar #Sounders still 0.0 #
  • http://twitpic.com/370v0 - #Sounders pile on the pressure #
  • 55 mins gone and still deadlock. #Sounders 0.0 #
  • http://twitpic.com/370t4 - Second half begins #Sounders #
  • I think it’s actually a record. The longest an #MLS expansion team has ever gone without conceding a goal #Sounders #
  • Second half about to begin #Sounders #
  • Have to say referee is not so good tonight… #Sounders #
  • Didn’t agree with decision will have to watch replay later #
  • Serious incident in the first half when Keller was sent off from #Sounders #
  • Seems like twitter was down for a while there #
  • Half time and 0.0 #Sounders #
  • 20 minutes and it’s still a nailbiter #Sounders 0.0 #
  • 10 minutes gone #Sounders 0.0 #
  • #Sounders game about to kick-off… #
  • http://twitpic.com/36uou - Warm-up #Sounders game #MLS #
  • The stadium is filling up. #Sounders will soon be out on the field #
  • http://twitpic.com/36swp - Nigel explains how #Sounders will beat Kansas #
  • Just got a load of Qwitter msgs - must be the 16000 followers thing I posted. Hooray!! #
  • i’ll recommend ANYONE 2 #MrTweet who doesn’t wnt 2 “build 16,000 follwers in only 30 dys”. Please @ reply 2 me if U agree (Be Back L8R)… #
  • okay tweeps - getting ready to head off to Seattle to watch the game #Sounders. will be tweeting from the stadium later… #
  • RT @Serene_Balance: “A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction.” - Oscar Wilde #
  • RT @relth: @jcx27 LOL: 16,000 twitters all in a circle tweeting ea. other! (a la “16000 follows in 30 days’) #
  • I DON’T BELIEVE IT: DM from @automatetraffic - “Thanks for the follow How Do You Get 16,000 Followers in 90 Days and make money doing it” #
  • Tonight 7:30pm @ Qwest Field:- #MLS sensations Seattle #Sounders take on some team named Kansas - BE THERE or Watch on TV :-) pls!! #
  • WOW!!!! just hit my 1500 followers - i must promise you all something…. yeah, right…. but seriously - thanks to U all for following :-D #
  • Even better. Just got “Thanks for the follow! Need more followers? Learn how to get more the easy way–> http://loadacrap” via DM chnged URL #
  • …and still the frickin DMs promising me ‘untold twitter wealth’ come. What are these ppl on?? #
  • when i get time i’m going 2 go thru my DMs & publish a list of all ppl that have sent me 1 w/ the “16,000″ ppl thing - that shld be fun :-D #
  • #MrTweet I recommend @m1ndgam3z cos he doesn’t want to build 16,000 followers in 30 days. I will recommend ANYONE who agrees with this #
  • #MrTweet I recommend @relth cos she doesn’t want to build 16,000 followers in 30 days. I will recommend ANYONE who agrees with this #
  • #MrTweet I recommend @rebaenrose cos she doesn’t want to build 16,000 followers in 30 days. I will recommend ANYONE who agrees with this #
  • i had 2 break out one of the emergency beers @ home… #
  • …still they come… what did i start? #
  • #MrTweet I recommend @LarryLNichols cos he doesn’t want to build 16,000 followers in 30 days. I will recommend ANYONE who agrees with this #
  • My fingers is worned out :-( #
  • #MrTweet I recommend @KFZuzulo cos she doesn’t want to build 16,000 followers in 30 days. I will recommend ANYONE who agrees with this #
  • #MrTweet I recommend @aileen2u2 cos she doesn’t want to build 16,000 followers in 30 days. I will recommend ANYONE who agrees with this #
  • #MrTweet I recommend @juliebmack cos she doesn’t want to build 16,000 followers in 30 days. I will recommend ANYONE who agrees with this #
  • #MrTweet I recommend @keeneonlife cos he doesn’t want to build 16,000 followers in 30 days. I will recommend ANYONE who agrees with this #
  • shoot… my twitter’s going mad now… #
  • #MrTweet I recommend @Serene_Balance cos she doesn’t want to build 16,000 followers in 30 days. I will recommend ANYONE who agrees with this #
  • #MrTweet I recommend @michellekrater cos she doesn’t want 2 build 16,000 followers in 30 days. I will recommend ANYONE who agrees with this #
  • I will recommend ANYONE to #MrTweet who doesn’t want to “build 16,000 followers in only 30 days”. Please @ reply to me if U agree… #
  • #MrTweet I recommend @jilliemartin ‘cos she doesn’t want to build 16,000 followers in 30 days. I will recommend ANYONE who agrees with this #
  • RT @LilianChisca: 30 Ways to Lose a Job on Twitter → http://ow.ly/2BFy ← HILARIOUS! #
  • “Y not follow me & I will show U how 2 ban 16,000 ppl in 30 days” - better yet - let’s make it 15 days ;-) - A much better motto :-D #
  • i’m SO sick of ppl DMing me when I follw w/ “Would U lk 2 get 16 frickin thousnd follwers in 30 frickin days”? I’m ths close 2 banning em #
  • Hi! If you think I add value to your network, do drop me a recommendation at http://mrtweet.net/jcx27?gr Much appreciated! #
  • Is Twitter hotter than Facebook? Yesterday’s blog post - http://tinyurl.com/cy4kkx #
  • RT @tweetpenguin I’m expanding my social network (you can too): http://tweetpenguin.com/jcx27 Interest: #network #
  • Getting psyched up about the #Sounders game tonight #MLS - Let’s hope it’s win no. 4 :-D #
  • Off 2 the grocery store with the kids - time 2 get the weekly shop done… (w/stop @ McD on the way!) #
  • Reading: Man is fought off by 81-year-old woman over a dollar, so he jumps in nearby lake and drowns. “He was drunk” - http://bit.ly/EQ6ZY #
  • Reading: Seattle’s own “Judge Judy” reprimanded for not suffering fools kindly enough. Again - http://bit.ly/2Rq5 #
  • #QOTD: If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars. #
  • RT @tweetpenguin I’m expanding my social network (you can too): http://tweetpenguin.com/jcx27 Interest: #network #
  • what the frick happened at the end of Sarah Connor Chronicles?? It all looked very confusing… #
  • RT @tweetpenguin I’m expanding my social network (you can too): http://tweetpenguin.com/jcx27 Interest: #network #
  • RT @PaulaBrett: Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds? #
  • If UR looking for sum lite entertainment this evening - read my spoof celebrity blog post - http://twurl.nl/pmsfxq - pls don’t LOL or ROFL #
  • RT @Rooselk @jcx27 http://twitpic.com/34pmk How cool is that? I luv it! ths Sounders enthusiasm remnds me sumwat of the pre-Behring Seahawks #
  • Is Twitter hotter than Facebook? Today’s blog post - http://tinyurl.com/cy4kkx #
  • http://twitpic.com/34pmk - A packed house @ The 3 Lions Pub, Redmond, WA for the last #Sounders game… #
  • Getting ready to watch my favorite tv program this evening: Terminator - The Sarah Connor Chronicles - series finale tonight… exciting!! #
  • RT @tweetpenguin I’m expanding my social network (you can too): http://tweetpenguin.com/jcx27 Interest: #process #
  • RT @juliebmack: “We don’t see things as they are, we see them as WE are.” ~ Anais Nin #quote #
  • Carry on Twittering, Tweeting & Facebooking - and all this could be yours: http://tinyurl.com/dgm7fg #
  • OMG: Photoshop of snoring sleeper (H I L A R I O U S !!) - http://bit.ly/jg8y #
  • Amazing Holy Week Pictures (The Big Picture) - http://bit.ly/tAAwv #
  • Well this should be a meeting of minds.. (Victoria Beckham meets SpongeBob) - http://bit.ly/VsLH8 #
  • k tweeps - i’m SO far behind now after all the #followfriday stuff & following follows & deleting non-follows… back 2 a bit of work #
  • RT Lucy_jones1989 Don’t get dumped this way boys, you have been warned. http://tiny.cc/iHGax #
  • RT @billwixey: 6 more followers to get to 400! Help me out. Can I get six more before we go off the air at 9am? Thanks! #
  • Reading: Drunken cops drive through town throwing eggs at prostitutes. That’s some mighty fine police work, Lou - http://bit.ly/cS9F #
  • It’s a tweepalicious Friday #followfriday - ‘Holy Friday, Batman’… #
  • Reading: One killed, six injured in pie factory explosion. Blast heard up to 3.14159265… miles away - http://bit.ly/4ojE0 #
  • Reading: Confederate soldier accidentally shoots Union soldier w/ live musket round during Civil War re-enactment - http://bit.ly/QypXF #
  • Reading: Easter For Kids (a good article for younger kids to read) - http://bit.ly/1R3BUc #
  • Reading: Atheist wins right 2 have baptism removed as he ddnt consent as a baby - http://bit.ly/ikDM (mayB i cn have photos altered 2) #
  • RT @judyrey: y follow a guru, politician, spiritual leader who doesn’t follow U back? They’re just not in2 U. Think about it. #followfriday #
  • #QOTD: The world only goes round by misunderstanding #
  • time for bed… said Zebedee #
  • RT: My funniest blog post ever - “Fame & Fortune: I’m all over the Media” - http://tinyurl.com/dgm7fg - please indulge me… #
  • http://twitpic.com/3329b - New #Sounders Illuminated sign @ 3 Lions Pub, Redmond, WA #
  • RT @aplusk: Lmao Rt @stanandolli I’m on twitter so much, last time I had sex I shouted @god instead of ‘oh god’ #
  • RT @LarryWentz: “The greatest oak was once a little nut who held its ground.” - Unknown #
  • busy growing my tweep follows by about 100 a day now. It’s slow and hard work… #
  • RT @TimNebergall @Sirjohn_writer I think tonight will be good night 2 relax and open champagne for just no reason at all.what do you think? #
  • RT: My funniest blog post ever - “Fame & Fortune: I’m all over the Media” - http://tinyurl.com/dgm7fg - please indulge me… #
  • My funniest blog post ever - “Fame & Fortune: I’m all over the Press” - http://tinyurl.com/dgm7fg - please indulge me… #
  • Reading: Saudi man divorces wife by text message - http://bit.ly/svmj (Saudi man sets legal precedent by divorcing his wife by txt msg) #
  • Reading: Missouri elects another dead leader - http://bit.ly/NUBOL #
  • Reading: Inventor turns cardboard boxes into eco-friendly oven - http://bit.ly/9uncr #
  • Reading: Student hit by corpse thrown from speeding car - http://bit.ly/41Y88Q #
  • Reading: David Tennant cried when he learnt of his death as Dr Who - http://bit.ly/WkAki #
  • Reading: Ten best places to visit in Britain http://bit.ly/2hxi0Q (where do they get these lists from? really? ) #
  • Watching: St. Petersburg Police cut up homeless peoples’ tents - http://bit.ly/OV7Y8 - This is just plain wrong #
  • #QOTD: Education… has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading (please ignore… :-)) #
  • “One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.” - George W. Bush #
  • RT @TarynP: When everything seems to be going against you,remember the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.- Henry Ford #
  • RT @juliebmack: A tattoo of the Fail Whale?? http://tinyurl.com/d8ajmm - hilarious & appropriate 4 today #
  • Dinner eaten, kids jetlagged and asleep once more… #
  • RT @NEENZ Bloggers liable for product reviews? FTC says maybe: http://twurl.cc/r7s #
  • Finally got all my follows & followers sorted & got the ratios 2 somewhere it needs 2B. It takes a while! Still - it’s worth it! #
  • Getting my 13 yr old son to help me cook homemade spaghetti bolognese #
  • RT @stacyreeves: And the lessons continue. Negativity breeds negativity. #
  • The L’Aquila earthquake pictures (The Big Picture) - http://bit.ly/yLWX #
  • Reading: How to Grow Herbs Indoors (Apartment living…) - http://bit.ly/41sewK #
  • i have managed 2 collect nearly 200 ‘read it later’ bookmarks that i need 2 cull & process - i guess tonight or tomorrow i will be busy :-) #
  • it’s decided not to rain today… hooray! #
  • rt @eftfca Men r like parking spaces. All the good ones r taken–the rest r handicapped or their meters r running out. (via @AlaskaArtist) #
  • Reading: ShamWow: But Wait, There’s More… (he should have used one) - http://bit.ly/zlp3e #
  • Reading: American Crew Regains Control of Hijacked Ship, One Pirate in Custody - http://bit.ly/15mFD #
  • #QOTD: Lu said, “May I ask about death?” Confucius said, “If you don’t understand what life is, how will you understand death?” #
  • Reading: Xbox game came with ‘free’ drugs… http://bit.ly/sAO36 #
  • Warning to parents - Is your child ’sexting’? http://bit.ly/12xuzM (this definitely made me think…) #
  • twitter is S L O W this morning… #
  • Reading: Driver killed gas attendant because he thought she was a witch - http://bit.ly/zET6Y #
  • Reading: Women may orgasm on television before 11pm (but only in England) - http://bit.ly/OhyXc #
  • Reading: Easter traditions around the world: from bonfires to egg breaking - http://bit.ly/gUicK #
  • Reading: Mother kills son with a bullet to back of head at Florida shooting range (Disturbing) - http://bit.ly/fyzs4 #
  • #QOTD: A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author #
  • time for sleep - goodnite tweeps… #
  • Reading: Woman calls 911 over lack of shrimp in fried rice - http://www.newsweek.com/id/192951 #
  • The kids are jetlagged, full of food and fast asleep on the couch… #
  • RT @Marge_Inovera @jcx27: …and the beat goes on… and on… The Whispers - http://tinyurl.com/c5tegt #
  • RT @juliebmack @SusanCosmos “You cannot change your destination overnight, but you can change your direction overnight.” - Jim Rohn #quote #
  • RT: New blog post: Should you ever complain about your local pub or restaurant? Revisited… http://tinyurl.com/dy82vz #
  • …and the beat goes on… and on… #
  • Reading: Salacious claims of Anne Boleyn’s incest in Henry VIII documents placed online - http://bit.ly/144AEh #
  • looks like twitter has recovered from its hiccup #
  • Twitter has been so hosed the last few days - come on guys - get it sorted!! #
  • 5 mile walk completed - kids will be asleep soon - once the jet lag and the tiredness kick in :-) It’ll be a late dinner tonight… #
  • how crappy is that? @twitteertraffic is my 1,000th follower: sum automated ‘make $$’ out of nowhere pyramid scheme. mayB they’ll unfollow me #
  • Okay tweeps, this is it - 999 followers - who will be my number 1000??? #
  • Now that it has reached 60F, off out for a walk along the slough with the kids… #
  • RT @Marge_Inovera @fanseepants: Weight Loss Tip - “Cut back on your food intake if you weigh more than your refrigerator.” LOL #
  • Q: If you over-tweet are you considered in Tweetment? #
  • RT @aileen2u2 @iblogologist: …since twitter is being so slow.. Happy Thursday to all ;-) (via @omewan)No truer word spoken in jest!Amen! #
  • RT @k_hack: YES. Just had perfect caramel cadbury egg. thr R no acceptable substitutes. Cadbury, slightly warm, & followed by sip of coffee. #
  • RT @efgfca: Has anyone started a tweetaholics anonymous yet to help us poor compulsive twitterers? #
  • RT @Katesupdate: “In every area of our lives, we get back what we send out.” ~ Marshall Sylver #
  • If you’re ever looking for a daily comic to read - i recommend this one (QC) - http://bit.ly/12WOJ #
  • Reading: Drunken behavior in Cardiff (Warning - NSFW, graphic pictures…) - http://bit.ly/ahrO7 - i am @ a loss 4 words… #
  • RT 4 a friend: NE1 know of a Native American who wld help w/an elementary skool’s International Culture nite, early May? Seattle/Rdmond area #
  • Reading: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover - http://bit.ly/78ULS - this explains so much… #
  • Reading: Itsy bitsy teeny weeny, it’s a cut price sale bikini - http://bit.ly/16DIR6 #
  • So wrong - Reading: Credit card rates highest for two years despite rate cuts: http://bit.ly/1jHMc - doesn’t anyone get it??? #
  • By 3 mthds we may lrn wisdom: 1st by reflection whch is noblest; 2nd by imitation whch is easiest; & 3rd by experience whch is the mst bittr #
  • OK - so i’m definitely looking to break the 1,000 followers today. i have 974 - only 26 needed - pls help with referrals :-) #
  • #QOTD: Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone #
  • The kids are tucked up in bed - exhausted from their 11 hour flight… hope they have some energy tomorrow… #
  • RT @Marge_Inovera @murnahan @zaibatsu @msaleem Satellite Image Maximum Sea Ice 2008-2009 - http://digg.com/d1o6am plz rt - Amazing! #
  • we’re back baby… :-) #
  • Reading: Man arrested after he throws dead fish at boater - http://bit.ly/9GcJ #
  • i don’t know what’s happened to my twitter picture… can anyone see it or is it just me? it seems to have vanished… #
  • Need just 75 more followers to hit 1,000 - please help by retweeting and recommending… thanks :-) #
  • RT Help 4 a friend: Anyone know of a native American who wld help w/ an elementary skool’s International Culture nite? Seattle/Redmond area #
  • Reading: Plane takes off without pilot at vintage airshow - http://bit.ly/7WE0R #
  • Help 4 a friend: Anyone know of a native American who wld help w/ an elementary skool’s International Culture nite? Seattle / Redmond area #
  • Just listed myself in the http://localtweeps.com local Twitter directory in ZIP 98052 #
  • Stunning Pictures of Alaska’s Mount Redoubt (The Big Picture) - http://bit.ly/4BWYKg #
  • Cooking the perfect scrambled eggs for breakfast (Gordon Ramsey YouTube video) - http://bit.ly/P5ZU #
  • Happy picture of the day: http://twitpic.com/2wzgx #
  • Getting a lot of things done this morning. My kids arrive from England this evening for 2 weeks. Hooray!! #
  • Reading: Air rage incident sparked by model ‘catching boyfriend in compromising position’ - http://bit.ly/11YIg #
  • Reading: Large ‘cat’ photographed near woodland in England - http://bit.ly/16GsHS #
  • #QOTD: I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses #
  • I use @TweetFever to grow followers effortlessly, when people follows me using http://tweetfever.com/special/?ref=jcx27 #
  • It’s my wedding anniversary today. This time last year we were getting hitched in Vegas… Third time’s a charm… Love you Debs xxx #
  • Reading: Coming to the #MLS soon - Footballer given yellow card for distracting a penalty taker by breaking wind: http://bit.ly/2nv8Vo #
  • Reading: Malaysian F1 GP - Button takes rain-shortened victory: http://bit.ly/zLMjC #
  • #QOTD: If you come to a fork in the road, take it #

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Is Twitter hotter than Facebook?

Friday, April 10th, 2009

What with one thing and another I’ve had a bit of time to get to know both Facebook and Twitter extremely well over the past few weeks. I think it’s about time I wrote an unbiased opinion on the two, purely from the point of view of how I use them.

I’ve come to the opinion that Facebook is more about games and photos and scattered status updates. Sure it has groups and fan pages and you can use it to contact other friends, but it’s mostly a one-way pleasure / communication vehicle. That is not to say I want to give up my Facebook. No, I like my Facebook. I like my Facebook friends. It’s just that I don’t get most of my social interactions via Facebook (except maybe the odd argument conversation with someone).

Twitter, on the other hand, is purely about social interaction and conversation. I hardly ever see a photo of someone’s kids, or a note that they are just like Arnie from Terminator. I don’t even get sea creatures or good karma from fellow tweeps. No, what I get is the thoughts and discoveries of these people, 140 characters at a time. When I watch all the conversations flash past on Tweetdeck, I try and keep up with those that interest me. I send a few notes to ‘Joe in Australia’ or ‘Connie in Cleveland’ and they return the favor and we laugh together. If I need information on a good coffee shop in Seattle (yeah, right!), hundreds of fellow tweeps will give me their opinion. What’s more, everyone is posting links to the Internet; constantly. There is a plethora of wonderful information for my consumption on an hourly basis. How did I ever get work done before Twitter?

Twitter is HOT, very HOT. If you want to connect with like-minded people and you have 57 hours a day to spare then Twitter is for you. It’s addictive. It’s informative. It’s fun. And, you know what, it’s actually really frickin’ useful. I have improved myself and learned so many things during my brief sojourn with Twitter.

Twitter is better than email. Want to know something? Just ask a question. People will respond. Want to ask a celebrity something? Just do it. Sometimes even they respond. That’s something you can’t do with email. Most celebrities are human too. And, let’s face it, if they only have to write 140 characters to you, it’s no big deal. They can manage that. Twitter is bringing the world together, 140 characters at a time. I know, that’s a bold statement, but I really think it can do it. For once there’s something that has no boundaries. Use a PC, use a phone, just send your tweet out.

Another thing I’ve found is that if you’re an interesting kind of person then people will follow you. Slowly, one by one, you’ll grow your network. I’ve been growing my network organically and it’s really starting to snowball a little now. My followers are growing by over 100 a day and increasing exponentially. Yes, there are some people that have created artificial numbers, and some that abuse the system, but others use it like it’s supposed to be used. I hope I am one of those people.

One of the side effects of growing your followers is that as you gain more and keep on twittering, more and more people take notice of what you’re writing and more and more people start to follow you. So it goes on. It sounds a little like Multi-Level Marketing (MLM), but you’re not selling anything. Of course there are some people out there who do use Twitter for MLM, and that’s up to them.

So, is Twitter hotter than Facebook? A resounding ‘YES’ on that one. Some people argue the two services are growing more and more similar every day, but I don’t see it that way at all. Facebook cannot emulate what Twitter does and Twitter deosn’t need all those photos and games. I love Twitter just the way it is.

Fame & Fortune: I’m all over the Press…

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

I knew I’d hit the big time recently when I noticed Paris Hilton sporting a photo of me at one of the national award ceremonies! No, seriously… What do you mean, you didn’t see it? Okay, so maybe even I was a little surprised, but here it is, in all its glory. As you can see, it’s my latest CD that I’ve just released and so far the publicity has just been amazing. They told me not to give up my day job, but what the heck, I guess maybe that’s not so important anymore.

I’ve had a lot of detractors over the years who said I couldn’t sing. Well, what do they know? Ever since I did karaoke in Taiwan in 1989 I knew I had a very different voice than most folks. Who could have foretold then though, how those few Chinese songs would make it so big?

I think it was during 1992 at an old pub in Bournemouth that I really hit my stride. I remember the strained look on several of the customers’ faces as I belted out my rendition of “Don’t let the sun go down on me” on that cold winter evening. I’ve never seen the pub as crowded as it was that night, people jammed up against the door, not daring to leave and experience the 20 degree weather outside. Oh, I was glad the tele-prompter was working that evening.

Things came to a head in late 2000 during a visit to a nightclub in Belo Horizonte, Brazil, after a local bouncer made off the cuff comments to me that my hair looked a little gray to be gracing the establishment. I informed him I was actually a circuit karaoke star back in England and that impressed him greatly. Unfortunately the decision to put me up on stage probably wasn’t a good career move on his part as I later heard he had returned to a farm outside Rio and was milking cows with his sister. It did however, seal my place in Brazilian folklore and almost certainly led to the recording deal in late 2008.

So, there we have it. You can go out to the stores now and experience my unique growling sounds in glorious Dolby stereophonic whateverness. The album has limited availability in America from what I have heard, but is stacked five deep on the shelves of Moldovia.

One of the interesting side-effects of my rise to fame has been the unexpected celebrity fan base. Just last week during a photo-call at Selfridges in London, Victoria Beckham showed off my photograph to an unsuspecting press group. Apparently they had asked who she listens to in the car when taking the boys to soccer practice and she mentioned that “the music of John Cox gets them especially psyched up to play.” I guess that’s a good thing!

On other fronts, the launch of my music career has unexpectedly collided with the launch of my guru lifestyle book release. Entitled “How to stay happy, Even when your life sucks”, the book has led to a number of unexpected outpourings of love. At an apartment complex in Florida several people have even set up a makeshift shrine where devotees of the teaching can come and pay homage on a daily basis (see below).

I am hoping that I can cross-pollinate the music CD and the book, for even greater public awareness. Who knows, the teachings of my book may well become something that every down and out can use to lift themselves to greater glory. I have already been contacted by a number of social-marketing executives (why do they all call themselves CEOs?) who have recommended that for “just $19.99 and a sign-up to their latest MLM course” (whatever that means) I can experience 16,000 extra followers in 30 days. Amazing! They even mentioned merchandising too. At first I didn’t understand what they were talking about but they had a couple of t-shirts printed up and I can understand the attraction a little better now.

Actually, just around the corner from that apartment complex in Florida, right in the middle of a parking lot, there is a guy who is hoping to cash in on things on an even bigger scale. He is convinced that by making a graffiti drawing of me he can attract worshipers to his own “patch of space” and sell books and CDs on commission. I told him “to go for it”; he seemed a nice guy.

So the tour of suburbia is now complete. It’s been a hectic few days. Quite honestly, I don’t know what all the fuss is about. I’m just a normal kind of guy after all. So maybe the book is kinda interesting, but the CD is certainly not up to Madonna’s standards (even though I’m sure I saw someone just like her wearing my t-shirt somewhere!). A little old Jewish lady told me that was a good thing and she rubbed my nearly bald head. I’m still trying to work out if that had some kind of significance. Pete from the pub told me she just liked touching short hair, but I’m not so sure. I made a note to send her a copy of the book anyway.

This morning I got the video in from my agent. Well I say agent, actually he’s just some guy that insists on taking 10% of everything in return for sending me things. Anyway, the video he sent me was pretty cute. Apparently they had some billboard thing of me running in a couple of big cities, promoting my book.

Actually it was quite funny. Far more people had seen the photo of me and Paris and wanted to know where the CD was. You just can’t please everyone can you?

On a more disturbing note, I hadn’t realized that fame brings with it its own share of psychos. Some woman from Bethlehem, PA had bought up every piece of memorabilia from my 1998 tour of Taiwan (I hadn’t even realized there was any) and made some huge scrapbook devoted to idol worship. Her next door neighbor told police she chanted loudly and played some kind of growling music every night, right up until the early hours. Eventually she flipped out when she heard there wasn’t going to be a follow-up CD and the neighbor had to call police. They found her surrounded by posters and photos of me, mostly arranged in some kind of ’stalking collage’. The officer that contacted me told me “I had had a lucky escape.” I told him “thank you” and put the phone down. I didn’t really understand what he was talking about. Still, I think it’s always nice when the police are looking out for you.

Anyway, that’s about all the major news I have today. As I mentioned earlier, the last few days have been a little hectic and out of control. I’m looking forward to being able to return to normality and get out of the spotlight a little.

Well, wouldn’t you know it. Just as I was putting the finishing touches to this article I got a call from that guy who says he’s my agent. Apparently some dude in Piddletrenthide, England found a picture of me dating back a hundred and twenty years. I don’t know how it can be me though; I told the guy I wasn’t even 50 yet.

He emailed me a photo he’d taken from the book (see below) and I have to say, it does actually look fairly convincing.

It wouldn’t be so bad, but the book is actually about convicts that were deported to Australia in the nineteenth century. Maybe that explains my love for Marmite and Vegemite. Then, to make matters worse, this guy from Piddletrenthide finds yet another book with a picture of me in it, but this time he’s accusing me of being a wizard.

Just what is going on? I have never even done any magic. Well, apart from the time I got out of my homework by pretending I had the measles, but that was a very long time ago.

Anyway, most of the media coverage has died down a little now, thank goodness, although I did just get a call from some woman asking about doing an ‘author signing’ at a Barnes & Noble in Lexington, Missouri. I told her “I didn’t think so,” and hung up the phone. Heck, I don’t even know where Lexington, Missouri is. The price of fame…

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Things I have to write, just because:

Disclaimer: The blog post above is a complete work of fiction and is not meant to imply anything otherwise
Pictures: Photos were produced on the PhotoFunia website. Stop by and try it. It’s a lot of fun.

Thanks for indulging me…


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